sheila catchall

[fergalicious]

will i get around to finding a shitpost before endgame

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week 0; saturday

[fergalicious]

[ It's after someone cursed the common room with cheese whiz.

Medb's at the entrance of the common room, and she's staring at all the processed cheese like it's the worst thing in the world. Her annoyance is palpable. ]

If I find out who did this—

[toesies]

[She wasn't even heading towards the common room, but then she spots Medb flinging threats by the entrance and of course she wants to see what's up. So she saunters over to take a look, and—]

Oh, fuck. [THEIR COMMON ROOM.] What happened?

[fergalicious]

That's what I want to know! Who would want— who would even think to do something as tasteless and obnoxious as this?

[ She throws her hands up very dramatically with harsh and jerky motions. ]

There's only so much space.

[ And now their space is even more limited! ]

week 1; whatever day 7min in heaven is

[fergalicious]

[ C'mere, Sheila. Once they're in the Simulation Room, Medb sets the room to Chaldea.

She gestures to follow her down the hallway until they come across Thomas Edison. ]

All the presidents, all at once. America is a furry.

Re: week 1; whatever day 7min in heaven is

[toesies]

[every time i remember thomas edison is a furry i die

but sheila is going to stare. blink once. twice. slowly raise her eyebrows.]

What.

[fergalicious]

[ Same.

She gestures. In this simulation, Thomas Edison isn't going to have much of a personality because Medb doesn't care enough and also I can't rp him to save my life. ]

They all combined to give the lion some power.

[ As if that explanation helps any. ]

monday, week two.

[toesies]

[Waving at Medb when she spots her in the biome. Hello.]

This is nice, right?

[fergalicious]

[ Hello. Medb is seated on a bench, admiring the flowers. ]

It is! I like it a lot. The air here... it kind of makes me feel nostalgic.

[ The world is a little less polluted 2000 years ago. ]

[toesies]

[She looks momentarily confused, until she remembers whacky time shenanigans.]

Oh! Because it's... fresher?

friday, week three.

[toesies]

[MEDB, YOUR CLOWN... Sheila will run into her in (throws dart) the dog park! And immediately wince as she enters the room, frowning.]

Oh, fuck. They're still going.

[fergalicious]

[ HER CLOWN. Medb is here for some pet therapy and is obviously disgruntled, as an understatement, but she looks at Sheila curiously. ]

Still going?

[toesies]

The dogs. They've been howling like crazy since I woke up. Though, I assume you can't hear or see that? Wish that were me.

[Which is great for Medb, because imagine trying to get some pet therapy when all the pets are shrieking.]

week 3, sunday

[fergalicious]

[ Law is dead and gone. Yuel is back and safe. Those are good results to Medb.

Wherever Sheila is, Medb will stop for her. ]

For being in space, that could've been a lot worse.

[ It wasn't ideal, but she doesn't want to be negative. ]

[toesies]

Right? Yuel scared the crap out of me for a solid minute.

["What about Law?" What about him???]

[fergalicious]

[ What about Law? Whomst? They're in a lawless place. ]

Me, too. I'm glad she realized what she had to do. [ Law told her what she had to do. Who's Law again? ]

I knew she would win in a fight, but...

[ The not enough oxygen part was terrible. ]

week 5, tuesday

[fergalicious]

[ It's time for pet therapy! It's time to commandeer the dog park! It's time to make Envy feel appreciated! Let's go!

Anyway, Medb's waiting in the dog park. She is not looking mean at all? She can be an okay person and very sweet? It's fine. ]

It's all about you today, Envy.

[ Which is a lot, coming from Queen "loves to be the center of attention" Medb? ]

[toesies]

[Extremely nice Medb is actually a little disturbing to witness, but Sheila will be over here vibing with a (throws dart) dalmatian that can (spins wheel) parrot back curse words. Because, why not?]

You know, I don't think I ever asked... Are you more of a dog person, or a cat person?

[Why didn't Gluttony's floor have a cat café? Terrible.]

wednesday, week five.

[toesies]

[When Medb enters the spa, she will find Sheila sorting through the available cosmetics! She picks up a super cute sparkly pink nail polish, stares at it... and then sighs.]

No... It's too fun.

[And then she swaps it out for a duller, less sparkly color. Hm.]

[fergalicious]

[ ... Huh. Medb can't say she knows Sheila too well, but she knows that doesn't sound right. ]

No, I think the sparkly pink is better for you.

thursday, week five.

[toesies]

[Seeking her out several hours after her return! Please be resting, otherwise Sheila is going to be so weary when she finds her.]

Medb...?

[fergalicious]

[ Sheila is lovely. Medb is absolutely resting. Please, she wants to heal and isn't a workaholic who must tough things out. She likes being pampered.

She's clean, her injuries aren't totally healed, but it's fine. Her hair covers the right side of her face. ]

Hi, Sheila.

[ She holds up a hand in a small wave. ]

week 5, saturday

[fergalicious]

[ The dog park is a good place to be when you're not feeling so great. Here, at least, Medb is less angry and unhappy about the trial results.

She has a cute puppy (a samoyed) in her arms and pretty much has her face buried in its fur. ]

Hey, Sheila.

[ She sounds more sullen than prickly or hostile here. ]

[toesies]

Hey...

[The dog park is an excellent place to be. Sheila saddles up next to her, followed by a pug who decides to check both of them out. Sniff sniff?]

How are you doing?

week 5, sunday

[fergalicious]

[ Medb is in the Medbay! On the bed and looking at her bloody clothes. Gross. Her ankle is propped up, but she is 80% healed. Everything is Gucci except the state of her clothes. And like, her emotions, but that's fine. ]

Sheila, I still think this is all fucked.

[ Childe living? What happened here? ]

[toesies]

Oh, same!

[Said with the cheerfulness of a woman who is this 👌 close to cutting her own bangs. She just moves to sit on the bed opposite to Medb. What the fuck happened today.]

Is it me, or did this week say fuck you, Medb in particular?