[ It's after someone cursed the common room with cheese whiz.
Medb's at the entrance of the common room, and she's staring at all the processed cheese like it's the worst thing in the world. Her annoyance is palpable. ]
[She wasn't even heading towards the common room, but then she spots Medb flinging threats by the entrance and of course she wants to see what's up. So she saunters over to take a look, and—]
She gestures. In this simulation, Thomas Edison isn't going to have much of a personality because Medb doesn't care enough and also I can't rp him to save my life. ]
[Extremely nice Medb is actually a little disturbing to witness, but Sheila will be over here vibing with a (throws dart) dalmatian that can (spins wheel) parrot back curse words. Because, why not?]
You know, I don't think I ever asked... Are you more of a dog person, or a cat person?
[Why didn't Gluttony's floor have a cat café? Terrible.]
[When Medb enters the spa, she will find Sheila sorting through the available cosmetics! She picks up a super cute sparkly pink nail polish, stares at it... and then sighs.]
No... It's too fun.
[And then she swaps it out for a duller, less sparkly color. Hm.]
[ Medb is in the Medbay! On the bed and looking at her bloody clothes. Gross. Her ankle is propped up, but she is 80% healed. Everything is Gucci except the state of her clothes. And like, her emotions, but that's fine. ]
[Said with the cheerfulness of a woman who is this 👌 close to cutting her own bangs. She just moves to sit on the bed opposite to Medb. What the fuck happened today.]
Is it me, or did this week say fuck you, Medb in particular?
week 0; saturday
Medb's at the entrance of the common room, and she's staring at all the processed cheese like it's the worst thing in the world. Her annoyance is palpable. ]
If I find out who did this—
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Oh, fuck. [THEIR COMMON ROOM.] What happened?
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[ She throws her hands up very dramatically with harsh and jerky motions. ]
There's only so much space.
[ And now their space is even more limited! ]
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week 1; whatever day 7min in heaven is
She gestures to follow her down the hallway until they come across Thomas Edison. ]
All the presidents, all at once. America is a furry.
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but sheila is going to stare. blink once. twice. slowly raise her eyebrows.]
What.
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She gestures. In this simulation, Thomas Edison isn't going to have much of a personality because Medb doesn't care enough and also I can't rp him to save my life. ]
They all combined to give the lion some power.
[ As if that explanation helps any. ]
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monday, week two.
This is nice, right?
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It is! I like it a lot. The air here... it kind of makes me feel nostalgic.
[ The world is a little less polluted 2000 years ago. ]
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Oh! Because it's... fresher?
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friday, week three.
Oh, fuck. They're still going.
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Still going?
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[Which is great for Medb, because imagine trying to get some pet therapy when all the pets are shrieking.]
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week 3, sunday
Wherever Sheila is, Medb will stop for her. ]
For being in space, that could've been a lot worse.
[ It wasn't ideal, but she doesn't want to be negative. ]
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["What about Law?" What about him???]
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Me, too. I'm glad she realized what she had to do. [ Law told her what she had to do. Who's Law again? ]
I knew she would win in a fight, but...
[ The not enough oxygen part was terrible. ]
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week 5, tuesday
Anyway, Medb's waiting in the dog park. She is not looking mean at all? She can be an okay person and very sweet? It's fine. ]
It's all about you today, Envy.
[ Which is a lot, coming from Queen "loves to be the center of attention" Medb? ]
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You know, I don't think I ever asked... Are you more of a dog person, or a cat person?
[Why didn't Gluttony's floor have a cat café? Terrible.]
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wednesday, week five.
No... It's too fun.
[And then she swaps it out for a duller, less sparkly color. Hm.]
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No, I think the sparkly pink is better for you.
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thursday, week five.
Medb...?
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She's clean, her injuries aren't totally healed, but it's fine. Her hair covers the right side of her face. ]
Hi, Sheila.
[ She holds up a hand in a small wave. ]
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week 5, saturday
She has a cute puppy (a samoyed) in her arms and pretty much has her face buried in its fur. ]
Hey, Sheila.
[ She sounds more sullen than prickly or hostile here. ]
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[The dog park is an excellent place to be. Sheila saddles up next to her, followed by a pug who decides to check both of them out. Sniff sniff?]
How are you doing?
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week 5, sunday
Sheila, I still think this is all fucked.
[ Childe living? What happened here? ]
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[Said with the cheerfulness of a woman who is this 👌 close to cutting her own bangs. She just moves to sit on the bed opposite to Medb. What the fuck happened today.]
Is it me, or did this week say fuck you, Medb in particular?
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