sheila catchall

[fergalicious]

will i get around to finding a shitpost before endgame

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monday, week two.

[toesies]

[Waving at Medb when she spots her in the biome. Hello.]

This is nice, right?

[fergalicious]

[ Hello. Medb is seated on a bench, admiring the flowers. ]

It is! I like it a lot. The air here... it kind of makes me feel nostalgic.

[ The world is a little less polluted 2000 years ago. ]

[toesies]

[She looks momentarily confused, until she remembers whacky time shenanigans.]

Oh! Because it's... fresher?

[fergalicious]

Yeah! It gets a little stifling in here sometimes, and two thousand years makes a difference.

[ As if that weren't stating the obvious. ]

I like technology a lot, though.

[toesies]

Technology is convenient. Although, it's sad we can't have iPhones and clean air at the same time. That would be a future I'd be invested in.

[fergalicious]

[ If Medb knows social media, she probably knows what an iPhone is, right? ]

Maybe we can! At the end of all this. They haven't said how many could win, did they?

[toesies]

Nope! Only that it depends on how much we're willing to share. Which, you know, doesn't bode well with the amount of assholes hanging around.

[fergalicious]

Yeah, the offer doesn’t really draw in a lot of selfless people. We’re going to have to endure this for a while.

[toesies]

[She nods in agreement, opening her mouth to speak—

But the only thing that comes out of her is a memory. Enjoy having to put up with a terrible boss, Medb.]

[fergalicious]

[ No, thanks? Medb doesn't like that. She doesn't like it at all? In fact, once the memory dissipates, it's clear that Medb is angry. She's almost murderous. ]

Tell me he gets what's coming to him, Sheila. I don't want to hear that he gets rewarded for being a moronic pig who wouldn't know an idea if it hit him in his fat face.

[toesies]

Ohh, yeah. He fucks up his pitch so badly, he claims he's going golfing with all the living presidents to skip the next meeting. You could tell by the look on his face that he knew he overreached. And, the investor went with my proposal anyway.

[fergalicious]

[ Medb laughs. ]

Good. He deserves to be humiliated at least that much. [ No remorse for that kind of terrible boss. ]

Did you get properly rewarded?

[toesies]

I got fired, actually. [SO, THAT SUCKS.] But then I started my own realty company! Now I get to be my own boss, I never have to see that asshole ever again, and hopefully one day, I'll run his bitch ass out of business.

[fergalicious]

No, no, think bigger, more confidently, Sheila.

[ She points at her. ]

You will run his bitch ass out of business. Definitely. Not hopefully.

[toesies]

[A pause.]

Wow. You are really good at this motivation speech thing. I will run his bitch ass out of business.

[fergalicious]

Can't be a good queen if I can't motivate my people. You'll run his bitch ass out of business and you'll crush him with your metaphorical heel.

[ Or her real one? Medb won't stop Sheila if she does that, too. ]

[toesies]

Hell yeah! And then I'll take out Principal Residential, too. Because, you know, fuck it! Why not?

[She snorts. It will have to be metaphorical because she would never dirty her shoes with her asshole boss, smh.]

Thanks for the pep talk, your majesty.

[fergalicious]

You can only go up. The sky is the limit only if you let it be.

[ She shrugs. ]

Men like that are the dregs of society, and the sooner we all show them that, the better.

[toesies]

Preach! You would not believe the scumbag men I've met lately.