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fergalicious) wrote2021-02-06 04:53 pm
fergalicious) wrote2021-02-06 04:53 pm
sheila catchall
will i get around to finding a shitpost before endgame
[ It's after someone cursed the common room with cheese whiz.
Medb's at the entrance of the common room, and she's staring at all the processed cheese like it's the worst thing in the world. Her annoyance is palpable. ]
If I find out who did this—
Medb's at the entrance of the common room, and she's staring at all the processed cheese like it's the worst thing in the world. Her annoyance is palpable. ]
If I find out who did this—
Edited (my smalls tag) 2021-02-06 22:59 (UTC)
That's what I want to know! Who would want— who would even think to do something as tasteless and obnoxious as this?
[ She throws her hands up very dramatically with harsh and jerky motions. ]
There's only so much space.
[ And now their space is even more limited! ]
[ She throws her hands up very dramatically with harsh and jerky motions. ]
There's only so much space.
[ And now their space is even more limited! ]
If we can find who did it, they will.
[ The punishment doesn't quite fit the crime in her mind, but it's a start. ]
[ The punishment doesn't quite fit the crime in her mind, but it's a start. ]
[ Oh, she likes that when. Just because someone cleans up the mess doesn't wipe away the crime, so yeah. ]
I've been asking around, but no one's said anything to me yet.
[ Probably because Medb looks so angry about it. ]
I've been asking around, but no one's said anything to me yet.
[ Probably because Medb looks so angry about it. ]
My Servant, Molly, hm....
[ Does she remember anyone else's names? ]
[ Does she remember anyone else's names? ]
Ashiya Douman. Have you heard their name before?
[ Sheila doesn't look Japanese or like a history buff, but you never know who could be from the same world and just know things. ]
[ Sheila doesn't look Japanese or like a history buff, but you never know who could be from the same world and just know things. ]
It seems like they're freshly summoned. Or they just want someone to call their Master. One or the other.
It's not that weird if they're from my world.
[ She makes it sound like it's no big deal. ]
It's not that weird if they're from my world.
[ She makes it sound like it's no big deal. ]
Servants are summoned by Masters.
[ She says that like it's obvious even though she knows that's not something well-known even in her own world. ]
Have they explained what a Servant is?
[ She says that like it's obvious even though she knows that's not something well-known even in her own world. ]
Have they explained what a Servant is?
You'll have to ask them for more details.
[ Because Medb doesn't care to give too much exposition. She's too self-centered for that. ]
But they're some kind of Buddhist something from the East. Known in stories and history enough to be famous somewhere.
[ Because Medb doesn't care to give too much exposition. She's too self-centered for that. ]
But they're some kind of Buddhist something from the East. Known in stories and history enough to be famous somewhere.
[ C'mere, Sheila. Once they're in the Simulation Room, Medb sets the room to Chaldea.
She gestures to follow her down the hallway until they come across Thomas Edison. ]
All the presidents, all at once. America is a furry.
She gestures to follow her down the hallway until they come across Thomas Edison. ]
All the presidents, all at once. America is a furry.
[ Same.
She gestures. In this simulation, Thomas Edison isn't going to have much of a personality because Medb doesn't care enough and also I can't rp him to save my life. ]
They all combined to give the lion some power.
[ As if that explanation helps any. ]
She gestures. In this simulation, Thomas Edison isn't going to have much of a personality because Medb doesn't care enough and also I can't rp him to save my life. ]
They all combined to give the lion some power.
[ As if that explanation helps any. ]
I—
[ ... ]
You know what. I don't know. I've never asked. It might have something to do with electricity. He really likes doing things with electricity.
[ ... ]
You know what. I don't know. I've never asked. It might have something to do with electricity. He really likes doing things with electricity.
[ medb doesn't know what mgm studios is, so they're both never going to know. ]
He would look so ridiculous!
[ She can't help laughing at the imagery. ]
With the head of a bald eagle...
[ She bursts into giggles. ]
He would look so ridiculous!
[ She can't help laughing at the imagery. ]
With the head of a bald eagle...
[ She bursts into giggles. ]
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