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sheila catchall

will i get around to finding a shitpost before endgame

[ C'mere, Sheila. Once they're in the Simulation Room, Medb sets the room to Chaldea.

She gestures to follow her down the hallway until they come across Thomas Edison. ]

All the presidents, all at once. America is a furry.

[every time i remember thomas edison is a furry i die

but sheila is going to stare. blink once. twice. slowly raise her eyebrows.]

What.

[ Same.

She gestures. In this simulation, Thomas Edison isn't going to have much of a personality because Medb doesn't care enough and also I can't rp him to save my life. ]

They all combined to give the lion some power.

[ As if that explanation helps any. ]

[.....................

SHE SIGHS.]

No wonder you told me not to get my hopes up. Why a lion?

I—

[ ... ]

You know what. I don't know. I've never asked. It might have something to do with electricity. He really likes doing things with electricity.

No... I'm American and that doesn't make sense to me, either. You'd think he would be a bald eagle if anything.

[ medb doesn't know what mgm studios is, so they're both never going to know. ]

He would look so ridiculous!

[ She can't help laughing at the imagery. ]

With the head of a bald eagle...

[ She bursts into giggles. ]

[She snorts, a hand over her mouth while she giggles.]

Do you think he would still be that rugged? Because, you know, a buff bald eagle sounds exactly like some people's questionable idea of patriotism.

Ugh, yes. I don't think he'd allow himself to be anything but. He'd probably build himself something to make him look that way even if he wasn't.

[ She doesn't even know what America is really like, but she believes Sheila about this without a doubt.

It checks out from the two things she's seen. ]