sheila catchall

[fergalicious]

will i get around to finding a shitpost before endgame

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week 0; saturday

[fergalicious]

[ It's after someone cursed the common room with cheese whiz.

Medb's at the entrance of the common room, and she's staring at all the processed cheese like it's the worst thing in the world. Her annoyance is palpable. ]

If I find out who did this—

[toesies]

[She wasn't even heading towards the common room, but then she spots Medb flinging threats by the entrance and of course she wants to see what's up. So she saunters over to take a look, and—]

Oh, fuck. [THEIR COMMON ROOM.] What happened?

[fergalicious]

That's what I want to know! Who would want— who would even think to do something as tasteless and obnoxious as this?

[ She throws her hands up very dramatically with harsh and jerky motions. ]

There's only so much space.

[ And now their space is even more limited! ]

[toesies]

Someone who thinks they're hilarious. Goddamn it.

[Sooooo annoyed. She squints into the room, grimacing.]

Ugh, this is so unfair! Who the hell is going to clean this up now?

[fergalicious]

If we can find who did it, they will.

[ The punishment doesn't quite fit the crime in her mind, but it's a start. ]

[toesies]

[They can beat them to death after everything is cleaned up. It's fine.]

When we find who did it. Maybe someone saw something.

[fergalicious]

[ Oh, she likes that when. Just because someone cleans up the mess doesn't wipe away the crime, so yeah. ]

I've been asking around, but no one's said anything to me yet.

[ Probably because Medb looks so angry about it. ]

[toesies]

[She hums, bummed as fuck.]

Would you happen to remember who you've asked?

[fergalicious]

My Servant, Molly, hm....

[ Does she remember anyone else's names? ]

[toesies]

[Medb is valid.]

The bizarrely tall guy with the two-colored hair?

[fergalicious]

Ashiya Douman. Have you heard their name before?

[ Sheila doesn't look Japanese or like a history buff, but you never know who could be from the same world and just know things. ]

[toesies]

Not at all. But they did ask me if I was their master, so that was weird.

[fergalicious]

It seems like they're freshly summoned. Or they just want someone to call their Master. One or the other.

It's not that weird if they're from my world.

[ She makes it sound like it's no big deal. ]

[toesies]

[She makes it sound like it's nbd while Sheila is just. Slowly becoming more and more confused.]

Hold on. Summoned?

[fergalicious]

Servants are summoned by Masters.

[ She says that like it's obvious even though she knows that's not something well-known even in her own world. ]

Have they explained what a Servant is?

[toesies]

No, they did not. I think I would have remembered that explanation.

[A beat.]

Probably.

[fergalicious]

You'll have to ask them for more details.

[ Because Medb doesn't care to give too much exposition. She's too self-centered for that. ]

But they're some kind of Buddhist something from the East. Known in stories and history enough to be famous somewhere.