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I'm not too sure if I should be telling anyone specifics, but we were basically taken somewhere based on Miles'...

[ Gestures. Medb should understand. ]

And we were brought into a courtroom, tried for our "crimes" under space law.

You care about privacy now?

[ It's hard to say if that's teasing or if that's genuine. It's both.

But yeah, she understands. ]

And you weren't guilty?

[ She feels like he's pretty guilty of some things. ]

Well! Their stuff was kind of personal! Not that mine, wasn't, but I wasn't too bothered when furby court was telling me I'm guilty of... What was it?

[ Tries to remember. ]

"Satoru. Your decisions to act as you see fit have traded lives for lives. Your decision to play god has sacrificed many to save others. Who are you to decide who lives and who dies? Your past sins are sloth and pride."

I didn't plead anything! I can't be tried under civilian law—even if it's space law. Worked since I was pardoned.

[ FUCKING STUPID ]

You would pull that bullshit.

[ Does she mean his crimes or that he said he couldn't be tried? Both.

She sounds exasperated and fond at the same time. Disgusting. ]

Sounds like it'd hold up in the court of law based on Miles' everything. His law system needs an overhaul.

[ Not that Medb cares much about the law. ]

I was telling the truth! Sorcerers have their own system which is a lot harsher than here and the usual that Miles thinks of. Told him, too... Which I guess is what saved me.

[ SNORTS. He thinks this is so funny? Like it was HILARIOUS. ]

Funny that it worked since I think my crime is worse than the other three? At least in term of numbers.

[ gojou satoru: yeah i killed a lot of people for good reasons ]

[ i can't remember if his being stuffed in a box was only told to me ooc or not

Anyway, it's not like Medb minds when people murder because she's usually a horrible antag and villain when she's not on summer vacation. Hilarious. ]

It is funny but still unsurprising.

[ Ace Attorney's court system is stupid. ]

But if it let you off, isn't that a good thing? It means you could cheat your way out of that thing.

[ Morals don't matter to Medb. ]

[ He gets what Medb is about, so he isn't at all thrown off by her response to things. It's comforting! ]

It was! It let me help the three of them since chains came out from the judge's bench and suddenly there was a void that tried to eat them. Really weird being on the side of not getting punished?

[ ... ]

Unfortunately, I had to use the gun we found.

[ Sometimes, a sorcerer is similar to a curse, and it shows. Don't be comforted by people with no morals, Gojou. ]

I want to say I'm surprised to hear that you're used to being punished, but...

[ She frowns even if I'm using a smiling icon. He goes for jokes even when he's serious about things. ]

I think I understand.

[ Why Takeru came out with a panic attack. ]

It seems like you were the most helpful of that group. I'm glad it went okay for you.

[ Because she does genuinely like Gojou. Awful. ]

... I guess I was lucky. The three of them were looking at each other in court like they knew something—probably from the satellite, but I wasn't going to lie and say I didn't sacrifice people.

[ Gojou has morals that he copied from his best friend, nice. ]

Still would have been nice not to traumatize Sasazuka, but there was nothing I could use to break off the chains fast enough.

[ are you saying his morals are fake ]

You did what you had to do.

[ She isn't going to tell him off for anything. It's over now, and there doesn't seem to be any lasting damage from what he did personally. ]

It was better to get them out than wait to see if you'd get vored.

[ YEAH I ACTUALLY AM HE BORROWED THEM and now these are his ]

... We were in its mouth.

[ He nods because, yeah, Medb is Correct. ]

What's up with you? Did you pull off a heist?

Is that better or worse than any of the other body parts?

[ Feetishists..... ]

Yeah! [ She flashes a victory sign. ] It went without a hitch. The casino is mine now.

[ Because her group was very sexy and cool and rolled to seduce. ]

... It was moist.

[ HAHAHAHA. He's just joking CAUSE THIS IS ALL OVER. ]

Oh! That sounds like so much fun? Tell me!

[ Gojou just loves listening to stories and that sounds a lot better than CIVILIAN COURT. ]

[ Medb, unfortunately, is not the type to flinch at the word moist. Not when she has dialogue lines about licking people clean.

It is a better story that civilian court. ]

Well, first we were in some dark room, but then we were transported to some casino. I charmed the dealer, and Gu Yun and Yuri charmed their way into the back room where the vault is. It was really easy? [ Mysteriously so. ] It was fun.

[ You know, outside of the circumstances for why they were there. ]

[ then i will just haunt myself with moist ]

... Charmed everyone? [ Squints. ] You all were able to charm everything in there?

[ HECC ]

Mm-hmm. Why do you seem in such disbelief?

[ Sometimes, you're collectively just so (francy voice) sexy and cool, and everything works out. ]

I guess it's just not something I would consider an approach...?

[ Gojou is actually a fighty boy like Childe. ]

[ Yeah, it's unfortunate that Medb actually prefers fighty boys. Hate it. ]

And that's why it's better you weren't there. You don't have the finesse, Mr. I Don't Need to be Popular.

... This isn't about whether I have finesse or not! Just continue your story!!

[ STOP BULLYING HIM! ]

[ no, no, she is a bully?

she wants to bully. ]

You would have called attention to something stupid while there, and the heist would've gone awry.

Sometimes a little chaos is fun, y'know?

[ he really is just a human mahito ]

I love causing chaos.

[ She made the confession rule for fun. ]

But some things need less your kind of chaos and more another kind of chaos.

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