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gojou catchall

everything i know about jjk is through osmosis

[ YEAH I ACTUALLY AM HE BORROWED THEM and now these are his ]

... We were in its mouth.

[ He nods because, yeah, Medb is Correct. ]

What's up with you? Did you pull off a heist?

Is that better or worse than any of the other body parts?

[ Feetishists..... ]

Yeah! [ She flashes a victory sign. ] It went without a hitch. The casino is mine now.

[ Because her group was very sexy and cool and rolled to seduce. ]

... It was moist.

[ HAHAHAHA. He's just joking CAUSE THIS IS ALL OVER. ]

Oh! That sounds like so much fun? Tell me!

[ Gojou just loves listening to stories and that sounds a lot better than CIVILIAN COURT. ]

[ Medb, unfortunately, is not the type to flinch at the word moist. Not when she has dialogue lines about licking people clean.

It is a better story that civilian court. ]

Well, first we were in some dark room, but then we were transported to some casino. I charmed the dealer, and Gu Yun and Yuri charmed their way into the back room where the vault is. It was really easy? [ Mysteriously so. ] It was fun.

[ You know, outside of the circumstances for why they were there. ]

[ then i will just haunt myself with moist ]

... Charmed everyone? [ Squints. ] You all were able to charm everything in there?

[ HECC ]

Mm-hmm. Why do you seem in such disbelief?

[ Sometimes, you're collectively just so (francy voice) sexy and cool, and everything works out. ]

I guess it's just not something I would consider an approach...?

[ Gojou is actually a fighty boy like Childe. ]

[ Yeah, it's unfortunate that Medb actually prefers fighty boys. Hate it. ]

And that's why it's better you weren't there. You don't have the finesse, Mr. I Don't Need to be Popular.