fergalicious | gojou catchall

[ Get good and get a weapon, Gojou. Sometimes, you use a riding crop to fight and to make sex more fun. What's wrong with that when you're usually classified as a Rider because you ride men? ]

No one is more dangerous than Satoru Gojou.

[ She says that in a singsong voice. ]

I knew you could hold out fine. [ Or else it'd be disappointing.

anyway i'll kill you, hei.

But she lifts the skirt to her outfit a little to a bite on her thigh. Nothing actually hurts that much more than the rest to her. Wounds from sex scale about the same to her. ]

How many times are you going to say that?

[ Usually, he takes that as a compliment, but he doesn't feel so dangerous when he's here. Just... Regular human. He doesn't bat an eyelash at her riding her skirt up and goes ahead to apply ointment on the bite.

It's not gentle at all, by the way. Pressure helps! In his opinion! ]

I could have diiiiied!

As many times as I want.

[ She sounds amused. She's very interested in seeing him at full power, but she wouldn't be Medb if she didn't know how to put men in their place.

She's suffer worse pain, but she still shoves his arm gently. ]

Be more gentle. [ It's the principle of the thing. ] I would have made your last moments bliss.

[ Wow! Stop shoving him, but he does end up pointing the ointment with gentler pats this time. ]

I thought it was fun as it was—unless you're making a request?

[ Wow! Stop acting like a light push hurts. ]

You can consider it an ongoing request.

[ Medb isn't shy. ]

Then we'll have to see! I can't promise that I'm good at following instructions.

[ Let him be so gently with her boo-boos! Watch him...! So delicate, Queen..........! ]

[ you truly incite me to choose violence, hei

She laughs. Being rough is for battle and for sex. Outside of that is up to her mood. ]

If you work hard and polish yourself, I'll let you take the lead.

[ i didn't even do anything he is just dabbing her other bite wounds with ointment?? ]

Polish myself? In what way?

[ In his eyes, he's perfectly fine as is because... He doesn't know how he can change himself immediately. ]

[ it's not him. it's you. you make me choose violence.

She tilts her head. ]

You said you saw no reason to be popular with women, right? That's fine. [ She doesn't mind that. ]

Find a reason to be popular with me.

[ He stops tending her and squints. She really just said that and he... Can’t. He’s... Laughing, oh my god.

The line is delivered so perfectly? He’s hurting inside??? ]

You really are a female Casanova!

[ HE FEELS LIKE HE’S IN A VIDEOGAME!!! ]

[ She kicks at his knee with deadly accuracy, but it's not fast enough that it can't be dodged. ]

I'll aim somewhere that will hurt more next time.

[ While he sees it coming, he lets her have this. It's fine. He hisses? Cause that hurts, but... What is this? What is this?! ]

Awww, are you embarrassed?

[ He's just playing a little. ]

I think if I was younger [ and fucking normal ], it'd work on me.

[ She gives him a Look.

Does she look like the type to get embarrassed easily? She's not. I just clicked the wrong icon because I'm blind, but I'm rolling with my mistakes. ]

You mean, if you were normal. Or had different standards.

[ Better ones. ]

[ She doesn't look embarrassed, but Gojou likes to say things just for the sake of saying them. To get a little rile out of her, it would be worth it! ]

What about I use that line on a couple of people and see how well it works? Then I'll come back to you either saying "you're right" or laugh.

[ i'm sorry for my victims this coming week for gojou using this line except similar ]

It'll hit different coming from you.

[ Because he's a meme and a shitpost and terrible in ways that Medb isn't even if she is also all three of those things, too ]

You're less charming.

[ She says with her horrible personality. ]

[ BUT HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FANDOM—no, you are correct. ]

Isn't that subjective?

[ Medb is all done getting treated! Even though he didn't need to do this. ]

[ NO BUT I CAN MAKE A REALLY GOOD GUESS WHAT THEY'RE LIKE. ]

Yeah. That's why I know I'm right. You both naturally and go out of your way to be obnoxious more than charming.

[ WHAT ABOUT MAHITO FANDOM? ]

You know I can choose not to be obnoxious.

[ His personality may be shit, but it isn't hard to PRETEND. ]

[ aki made a cursed as hell plurk so i guess i have some idea :persevere: ]

Are you sure you're capable?

[ presses x for doubt ]

I can do anything.

[ What if he just took away her X button. What can she fucking do, then? ]

[ press f to pay respects because that's what you get for taking something from someone who has the symbol for greed tattooed on their hand. ]

All right. Come back and tell me of your failure next week.

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