gojou catchall

[fergalicious]

everything i know about jjk is through osmosis

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[mukagen]

[ Wow! Stop shoving him, but he does end up pointing the ointment with gentler pats this time. ]

I thought it was fun as it was—unless you're making a request?

[fergalicious]

[ Wow! Stop acting like a light push hurts. ]

You can consider it an ongoing request.

[ Medb isn't shy. ]

[mukagen]

Then we'll have to see! I can't promise that I'm good at following instructions.

[ Let him be so gently with her boo-boos! Watch him...! So delicate, Queen..........! ]

[fergalicious]

[ you truly incite me to choose violence, hei

She laughs. Being rough is for battle and for sex. Outside of that is up to her mood. ]

If you work hard and polish yourself, I'll let you take the lead.

[mukagen]

[ i didn't even do anything he is just dabbing her other bite wounds with ointment?? ]

Polish myself? In what way?

[ In his eyes, he's perfectly fine as is because... He doesn't know how he can change himself immediately. ]

[fergalicious]

[ it's not him. it's you. you make me choose violence.

She tilts her head. ]

You said you saw no reason to be popular with women, right? That's fine. [ She doesn't mind that. ]

Find a reason to be popular with me.

[mukagen]

[ He stops tending her and squints. She really just said that and he... Can’t. He’s... Laughing, oh my god.

The line is delivered so perfectly? He’s hurting inside??? ]

You really are a female Casanova!

[ HE FEELS LIKE HE’S IN A VIDEOGAME!!! ]

[fergalicious]

[ She kicks at his knee with deadly accuracy, but it's not fast enough that it can't be dodged. ]

I'll aim somewhere that will hurt more next time.

[mukagen]

[ While he sees it coming, he lets her have this. It's fine. He hisses? Cause that hurts, but... What is this? What is this?! ]

Awww, are you embarrassed?

[ He's just playing a little. ]

I think if I was younger [ and fucking normal ], it'd work on me.

[fergalicious]

[ She gives him a Look.

Does she look like the type to get embarrassed easily? She's not. I just clicked the wrong icon because I'm blind, but I'm rolling with my mistakes. ]

You mean, if you were normal. Or had different standards.

[ Better ones. ]

[mukagen]

[ She doesn't look embarrassed, but Gojou likes to say things just for the sake of saying them. To get a little rile out of her, it would be worth it! ]

What about I use that line on a couple of people and see how well it works? Then I'll come back to you either saying "you're right" or laugh.

[ i'm sorry for my victims this coming week for gojou using this line except similar ]

[fergalicious]

It'll hit different coming from you.

[ Because he's a meme and a shitpost and terrible in ways that Medb isn't even if she is also all three of those things, too ]

You're less charming.

[ She says with her horrible personality. ]

[mukagen]

[ BUT HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FANDOM—no, you are correct. ]

Isn't that subjective?

[ Medb is all done getting treated! Even though he didn't need to do this. ]

[fergalicious]

[ NO BUT I CAN MAKE A REALLY GOOD GUESS WHAT THEY'RE LIKE. ]

Yeah. That's why I know I'm right. You both naturally and go out of your way to be obnoxious more than charming.

[mukagen]

[ WHAT ABOUT MAHITO FANDOM? ]

You know I can choose not to be obnoxious.

[ His personality may be shit, but it isn't hard to PRETEND. ]

[fergalicious]

[ aki made a cursed as hell plurk so i guess i have some idea :persevere: ]

Are you sure you're capable?

[ presses x for doubt ]

[mukagen]

I can do anything.

[ What if he just took away her X button. What can she fucking do, then? ]

[fergalicious]

[ press f to pay respects because that's what you get for taking something from someone who has the symbol for greed tattooed on their hand. ]

All right. Come back and tell me of your failure next week.