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[fergalicious]

I thought you'd balk at going to the spa, and it's easier to shove you to your death off a hill here.

[ Someone needs to let out all her rudeness all at once apparently. She's smiling so happily, saying something so mean. ]

Have you explored this room already?

[dotcom]

I've looked at it.

[ he points at the river. ]

That's a good place to shove someone into.

[fergalicious]

[ She looks from him to the river. ]

Are you accepting your punishment that easily?

[dotcom]

You're going to have to work with it.

[ so no. ]

[fergalicious]

I'd hate for you to be boring now that you don't have to be nice.

[ Medb, like Dana, only ever wears shoes with heels or wedges everywhere, so walking in this fields is probably going to be a little tricky.

Maybe the weekly effect will help her out, but she's still going to reach for his hand. Will he let her take it? ]

[dotcom]

[ he will allow it because it's a date


like, one made out of passive aggression, but the effect will also make him want to make it a good date. ]

[fergalicious]

[ Thanks, Sasazuka, for wanting to make this a good date, not that Medb knows it's the effect yet.

Time to walk towards where the river pools. ]

I thought you'd run away from my hand again.

[dotcom]

We're on a date, aren't we?

[ he grins. ]

Isn't this what we're supposed to do?

[fergalicious]

[ She laughs. ]

Touché. Maybe you have it in you to be 2 percent affectionate?

[dotcom]

Hm...

[ he considers it. ]

I'll look into the numbers.

[fergalicious]

I'll look forward to your final numbers.

[ She intertwines their fingers, if he lets her. ]

What kind of [ vibes ] atmosphere do you think this floor gives off?

[dotcom]

I'm not sure.

[ he has to really think about it. ]

This place here feels pretty... alone. Like not really somewhere people go to.

[ with the vines growing all over and the damaged statues. ]

[fergalicious]

Like it's been abandoned almost? It looks like it could've been really picturesque once.

[ If you take away how overgrown everything looks. ]

[dotcom]

Right.

And then there's the... spa?

[fergalicious]

By far the best room on this floor.

[ That should not be surprising, considering how pampered Medb likes to be. ]

I try not to think about that disembodied hands.

[dotcom]

Hm... I wouldn't be a fan of not knowing what's touching you.

[ i need to know if anyone has gotten a ghost handjob icly ]

[fergalicious]

[ Well, it isn't Medb. ]

I am most decidedly not.

[ She wrinkles her nose. ]

It's creepy.

[ It's the lack of control. ]

[dotcom]

I've only really been in there just to check the place out, but I wonder if anyone has used those...

[ handjob...... ]

[fergalicious]

[ This should have been a Never Have I Ever prompt. Hindsight is 20/20. ]

For what, gratification?

[ She laughs. It's almost derisive. ]

[dotcom]

Maybe you can use it as a despair indulgence?

[ stop ]

[fergalicious]

[ That gets her to laugh. ]

You'd have to be in a really low place to go that far, yeah. If you can't find someone else to help you, just help yourself.

[dotcom]

I guess some people would do a lot for the contact of another person...

[ please stop roasting this mystery person ]

[fergalicious]

That's just pitiful when you think about how desperate some of the people here are.

[ Terrible. ]

[dotcom]

They can just ask most people here...

[fergalicious]

Yeah, but if they have to resort to creepy hands, they must be too cowardly to ask anyone.