takeru catchall

[fergalicious]

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[dotcom]

We're on a date, aren't we?

[ he grins. ]

Isn't this what we're supposed to do?

[fergalicious]

[ She laughs. ]

Touché. Maybe you have it in you to be 2 percent affectionate?

[dotcom]

Hm...

[ he considers it. ]

I'll look into the numbers.

[fergalicious]

I'll look forward to your final numbers.

[ She intertwines their fingers, if he lets her. ]

What kind of [ vibes ] atmosphere do you think this floor gives off?

[dotcom]

I'm not sure.

[ he has to really think about it. ]

This place here feels pretty... alone. Like not really somewhere people go to.

[ with the vines growing all over and the damaged statues. ]

[fergalicious]

Like it's been abandoned almost? It looks like it could've been really picturesque once.

[ If you take away how overgrown everything looks. ]

[dotcom]

Right.

And then there's the... spa?

[fergalicious]

By far the best room on this floor.

[ That should not be surprising, considering how pampered Medb likes to be. ]

I try not to think about that disembodied hands.

[dotcom]

Hm... I wouldn't be a fan of not knowing what's touching you.

[ i need to know if anyone has gotten a ghost handjob icly ]

[fergalicious]

[ Well, it isn't Medb. ]

I am most decidedly not.

[ She wrinkles her nose. ]

It's creepy.

[ It's the lack of control. ]

[dotcom]

I've only really been in there just to check the place out, but I wonder if anyone has used those...

[ handjob...... ]

[fergalicious]

[ This should have been a Never Have I Ever prompt. Hindsight is 20/20. ]

For what, gratification?

[ She laughs. It's almost derisive. ]

[dotcom]

Maybe you can use it as a despair indulgence?

[ stop ]

[fergalicious]

[ That gets her to laugh. ]

You'd have to be in a really low place to go that far, yeah. If you can't find someone else to help you, just help yourself.

[dotcom]

I guess some people would do a lot for the contact of another person...

[ please stop roasting this mystery person ]

[fergalicious]

That's just pitiful when you think about how desperate some of the people here are.

[ Terrible. ]

[dotcom]

They can just ask most people here...

[fergalicious]

Yeah, but if they have to resort to creepy hands, they must be too cowardly to ask anyone.

[dotcom]

All they have to do is say anything in trial and five people will volunteer for a handjob.

[fergalicious]

Well. I think it depends on who. Not everyone can get five volunteers.

Imagine if Vlad were still alive and asked.

[ Gross. ]

[dotcom]

He would get voted for that trial if we couldn't catch an actual killer.

[ they will never be nice to vlad ]

[fergalicious]

Without a doubt. You think he'd learn how to read a room at his age.

[ Vlad may or may not deserve this. ]

[dotcom]

Well... there were a few people with that problem.

[ it got some of them scapegoated? ]

[fergalicious]

It's why they got voted off.

[ She'll come out and say it. ]

There aren't many of those left.

[ Because they voted them out. ]

[dotcom]

... no.

I think we're mostly left with people who others will be hesitant to get rid of.