mineo catchall

[fergalicious]

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[sengokus]

[he's literally wandering around with a bag of chips going out of his way to waste time because that's sloth indulgence babey

BUT THEN MEDB HAPPENS AND HE STANDS UP STRAIGHTER]

Queen Medb?!

[and then hurriedly wanders off to do as asked with the training of a soldier

ara why]

[fergalicious]

[ Oh, like a solider, hm?

Once he's seated, she saunters over and sits on his lap.

And waits. She doesn't expect to wait too long for a reaction. ]

[sengokus]

[yea

considering the fact that as soon as she saunters and moves like she's going to sit on him hE'S ACTUALLY SLIPPING UP AND OVER THE CHAIR ENTIRELY EVEN IF IT MEANS HE'S CRASHING ONTO THE FLOOR BEHIND IT]

Hgaaahhhh?!?

[fergalicious]

[ Medb giggles and walks over. He didn't disappoint.

She leans over and plucks his bag of chips out of his hands if he's still holding it and then eats a chip for herself. She wrinkles her nose a little. ]

If you stay like that too long, I can sit on you like that, too, you know.

[sengokus]

[sdlfjdslfjksdf he's just

immediately moving to stand then]

I - Uh! You—

[he can't even

fucking speak

i hate this]

[fergalicious]

I? Me? Yes. Go ahead and tell me how wonderful I am.

[ If he can't speak, she's just going to give him the best and perfect prompt. ]

[sengokus]

[hm

hM

he looks away for a second before he looks back at her]

... it's fine if I do...?

[someone else had told him this but he still looks unsure]

I don't -

I'm not trying to be a creep or anything....

[fergalicious]

[ ??? ]

Why wouldn't it be fine? What's wrong with telling me I'm great? It'd be the right thing to do, not creepy.

[ ... ]

Are you the type who says the wrong thing when you're trying to flirt?

[sengokus]

[lskgslkgh HE FLINCHES]

That's—n-no!!

It's just - Blurting out whatever about whichever beautiful girl is in front of you is what total creepos and perverts do!!

[fergalicious]

Yeah. So don't blurt out whatever like you're an idiot. Or a creep. Or a pervert. Like you seem to want to? Tell her how she's the best.

[ She looks at him expectantly. Don't leave her on read, Mineo. ]

[sengokus]

I don't want to!!

[he says that rather certainly and stands up straight and way too earnestly:]

I just think - of course you're really pretty! Isn't that obvious?! How can anyone with eyes not notice that?! Every girl should feel like they're beautiful everyday!

[me, gagging on my keyboard]

[fergalicious]

It is obvious.

[ Thanks for noticing she's beautiful, as everyone should. That's what her tone and posture emanates. ]

So what have you said that makes you a weirdo?

[sengokus]

[ghk..... he frowns at that, looking away]

It's not—

Just... if you say that to a girl out of the blue, they can get totally creeped out! They're just trying to mind their own business and enjoy their day and I don't want to mess with that....

[he's just awkward]

[fergalicious]

[ He's really making this too easy, and she honestly doesn't care to teach him how to flirt or be smooth. ]

Do you know how to be a person?

[ She's so fucking rude. ]

Is your eyepatch for fashion or because you need it?