[he's literally wandering around with a bag of chips going out of his way to waste time because that's sloth indulgence babey
BUT THEN MEDB HAPPENS AND HE STANDS UP STRAIGHTER]
Queen Medb?!
[and then hurriedly wanders off to do as asked with the training of a soldier
ara why]
BUT THEN MEDB HAPPENS AND HE STANDS UP STRAIGHTER]
Queen Medb?!
[and then hurriedly wanders off to do as asked with the training of a soldier
ara why]
I don't want to!!
[he says that rather certainly and stands up straight and way too earnestly:]
I just think - of course you're really pretty! Isn't that obvious?! How can anyone with eyes not notice that?! Every girl should feel like they're beautiful everyday!
[me, gagging on my keyboard]
[he says that rather certainly and stands up straight and way too earnestly:]
I just think - of course you're really pretty! Isn't that obvious?! How can anyone with eyes not notice that?! Every girl should feel like they're beautiful everyday!
[me, gagging on my keyboard]
[ghk..... he frowns at that, looking away]
It's not—
Just... if you say that to a girl out of the blue, they can get totally creeped out! They're just trying to mind their own business and enjoy their day and I don't want to mess with that....
[he's just awkward]
It's not—
Just... if you say that to a girl out of the blue, they can get totally creeped out! They're just trying to mind their own business and enjoy their day and I don't want to mess with that....
[he's just awkward]
[he does owe her dinner!!!! and he's just grinning like he's so proud of himself - ]
Renowned Chef Enomoto Mineo's Super Deluxe Special Luxury Ramen....!!
[
it's important that i clarify. this is instant ramen. it is. however it's also got a bunch of additives that actually make it look pretty good? scallions, egg, beansprouts, some lightly seasoned beef - genuine effort went into this instant ramen. it tastes pretty good too? well.
and he'll also be bringing out a small batch of muffins]
And these! Voila! Fufu, they're not quite vending machine quality but I put my heart into them so they're even better!!
[sure]
Renowned Chef Enomoto Mineo's Super Deluxe Special Luxury Ramen....!!
[
it's important that i clarify. this is instant ramen. it is. however it's also got a bunch of additives that actually make it look pretty good? scallions, egg, beansprouts, some lightly seasoned beef - genuine effort went into this instant ramen. it tastes pretty good too? well.
and he'll also be bringing out a small batch of muffins]
And these! Voila! Fufu, they're not quite vending machine quality but I put my heart into them so they're even better!!
[sure]
[at the very least he agrees with her so he doesn't seem that offended by the jab, just nodding in agreement as he bites into one of his own muffins]
.... yeah. This isn't meant to be done in nine hours in the first place - but it's been made worse by the growing number of bodies, to be honest.
[a beat]
Ah but - that's not dinner conversation. Sorry, Queen Medb - go ahead and eat! We can talk about something else.
.... yeah. This isn't meant to be done in nine hours in the first place - but it's been made worse by the growing number of bodies, to be honest.
[a beat]
Ah but - that's not dinner conversation. Sorry, Queen Medb - go ahead and eat! We can talk about something else.

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