fergalicious | gu yun catchall

[ If Gu Yun enters the kitchen at all today, he will be witness to a giant teddy bear manifesting out of nowhere and dropping on top of Medb, toppling her.

It looks like W*innie the P*oh, even if he probably has no idea who that is.

Medb goes down with something between a squeak and a scream. ]

[ he has absolutely no idea what winnie the p*oh is. gravey- i mean, gu yun happens to walk by literally exactly as this is happening, though, and despite being an asshole he does almost immediately reach to try and stop it from happening!

alas. too late. gu yun grabs the w*nnie the p*ooh doll by the back of its red shirt and lifts it up, though. ] You alright? Careful, I've heard flying bears are quite the enemy.

[ ??? ]

I wanted a certain kind of honey!

[ She sounds annoyed, and it doesn't really answer his question. She shoves the bear towards him. ]

Face the enemy, then.

[ ara why is dw cucking us, my notifs are so rude.

there's the bear. he laughs, making an oof noise and stumbling back a bit before he pokes his head out from behind it. ]

Wishing for things tends to get you nothing close to what you've wanted, apparently. To think, magic becomes real, and it's finicky. [ rude. ] Have you tried that machine with all the food in it? You might get luckier that way.

I wanted magical honey.

[ It almost sounds like she's pouting. Almost. ]

The vending machine doesn't infuse food with magic. [ Probably. ] So I had to try this way.

[ She makes a twirling motion with her hand. ]

At least I can rule it out now.

[ another magic person... why is everyone like this.... ]

Hmm. What sort of magic does it do? [ gu yun sets the giant pooh bear down and puts his elbow on it, propping his weight on the toy's head. ] Out of curiosity.

I use it for a special type of mead that I like to make. It's tantalizing with how intoxicating it can be.

[ Sometimes, you're so magic even the alcohol you make is magic. ]

[ after all of that mess, gu yun can be found sitting outside of the medbay, leaning against the wall, and picking cactus needles out of his useless hand with his right. he keeps dropping the needles after a second. re piercing them into his hand, muttering a swear. rinse, lather, repeat.

he seems pretty stormy, to say the least! What A Trial ]

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[ Once Medb hears him, she goes up to him and crouches in front of him.

She can understand the mood, but. ]

You're going to get scolded again if you keep doing that.

[ ah. gu yun glances down at his hand, and then back up at medb. ]

What, picking out needles, or falsely accusing someone of a crime? [ this is very dry - he doesn't believe it that way, really, and it's not particularly self pitying. ] I can't feel it, either way.

Picking them out is fine. Putting them back in isn't quite as attractive, you know. Wounds you can't feel are still wounds, you know.

[ There's something distant in her smile for a moment before she sighs. ]

I didn't think it was that farfetched with a theory. Even if I didn't hate him, I'd think the same.

[ She's going to be upfront that she has no love for Fukuda, but it's not like she didn't make that abundantly clear. ]

[ that gets a huff, and a little ruefully: ] Trust me, I'm not doing it on purpose. [ his stupid fucking broken hand this is the WORST ] One of the Avatars informed me it's a likely side effect of that pod. I don't know when it'll stop, but at least I have two hands, again.

[ stupid. he manages to get a needle free and flicks it off to the side. eventually, his shoulders drop, a little. ] ...I can't say I feel particularly guilty about it, especially after talking with him at the end. It's likely he was going to hurt someone, anyway.

[ ha. ] Or. "help someone", I suppose. In his words.

Is it a different effect from what happened with Childe? I know everyone will appreciate seeing you with two working hands again.

[ Were the healing side effects different for the two of them even though they both lost hands? ]

I don't think he'd ever want to "help" me, even by his definition, but I was thinking I'd be his first target.

[ Or at least very high up on his to murder list. ]

So it may be a little tasteless to say so right now, but thank you. I thought I was going to have to do a self-defense kill.

Mm. I fought something before the battle we both participated in that caused me to lose feeling in my arm. [ he reaches over and pats his left arm. nothin. ] I don't think it's going to last - if that was permanent, I think the pod would've taken care of it, so I just have to wait it out.

[ but... medb... aw. it's a little tasteless, probably, but, his mouth twists up into a wry smile, and gu yun huffs a little laugh. ] ... Well, we couldn't have that. If it's tasteless, then I suppose it's tasteless for me to say 'you're welcome', too. Let's keep it between us, since we're people with good taste, hm? No one has to know.

[ there's more of his usual easygoing amusement in that, a flicker of playfulness, though it fades to something more thoughtful. ]

I won't say I'm not thinking someone will try to retaliate against me for it, but I can handle myself. Though, after his spiel at the end, I'm not sure if he'll have that many allies.

[ Gu Yun.... no wonder Molly and Primrose were so mad at you. They were so valid before, but now they're more valid.

She smiles when he laughs. At least that's something, right? ]

Yeah. We're both too beautiful to have bad taste.

[ She says, as if that's absolutely how the world works. ]

If anyone comes after you when he admitted how much he thought being a serial killer was "good" and "helpful," they're as much an idiot as he is. Even if we don't want to judge people for crimes they've done before coming here, his line of thinking is dangerous.

[ stop he's fine ]

Agreed. [ terrible. i forgot their cr was going to be like this and i hate it (no i dont).

gu yun's thoughtful after that, tilting his head as he plucks out another needle, this time successfully dropping it off to the side. ] I think so, too - it's prevention, I suppose, in the way that HK-47 was last week. Not to mention, if given the choice between putting away someone who was framed, and rather poorly at that, or someone who was very likely to kill someone with a powered tool of some sort in a false kind of help, I can say that I can live with my conscience when choosing the second.

What happened, between you two? Was it just his personality?

[ because fukuda's personality

was kind of terrible. ]

[ Locations only matter if you want them to because it doesn't matter where Gu Yun is.

The moment Medb sees him, she's running straight at him and leaping. ]

Catch me!

[ Medb's never really had that many inhibitions, but this week may make her a little more insufferable. ]

[ WAIT MEDB IM HOLDING COFFEE

no not really. actually gu yun is doing nothing, minding his own business when all of a sudden there is a pink blur running at him one hundred miles an hour.

and like, who would he be if he let a pretty girl fall? what else are soldier reflexes for! it takes him less than a second to change his stance, spreading his feet apart a bit, and when medb hits into his chest, gu yun's completely ready, catching her like she's made of paper and spinning in a circle in the process. it's so nice to have working arms again.

and then, with a twinkly, amused grin down at his sudden cargo once he's stopped, he quips - ] Has a goddess descended from the Heavens to visit this humble Gu Yun? How lucky.

[ WITH ALL HER SINS FOR THE WORLD TO SUFFER that coffee would go down.

Medb laughs as they spin together and loops her arms around him like it's the natural and easy thing to do. ]

This merciful and benevolent goddess wanted to see if the handsome and brave Gu Yun's arms were in proper working order again.

[ this is absolutely the worst thing in the world two tags in

this response makes him laugh, a loud, bright thing. medb weighs like two pounds soaking wet to him so this is fine, she can cling on if she likes. ] And what if they weren't! We would have gone crashing to the floor in a heap, and what a terrible waste that would have been.

I had every faith that someone as clever and strong as you could find a way to save us both from the ground.

[ It's a cheerful proclamation with little room for doubt. ]

Or as benevolent as I am, I would kiss away all your pain.

Well, now I'm starting to regret catching you.

[ winks ]

[ She giggles and winks back. ]

Shall I kiss your regret away?

Yeah. Our personalities clashed a lot, and he let enough of his weirdness show that I didn't like the thought of sharing a room with him and I told him so.

[ She's a huge bitch, and she knows it. She's honest enough about it.

But even if she didn't want to share the room, it's not as if she could prevent Fukuda from entering their room since it's keyed to their phones. ]

I think what made it worse is that Douman accepted me as their Master.

[ And he's Envy, so. ]

If you'd be willing to give me such a blessing.

[ he's a ham but also, like, if a pretty girl wants to kiss him, that's totally fine. ]

gu yun catchall

week 0; monday

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w2 post trial (pensive) wow i need more ara cr

latches onto sisi and sisi cr

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week 3; pick a day

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