gu yun catchall

[fergalicious]

silkpunk shitpost goes here

going to confuse gu yun and graveyard so much this game calling it now

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week 0; monday

[fergalicious]

[ If Gu Yun enters the kitchen at all today, he will be witness to a giant teddy bear manifesting out of nowhere and dropping on top of Medb, toppling her.

It looks like W*innie the P*oh, even if he probably has no idea who that is.

Medb goes down with something between a squeak and a scream. ]

[liuli]

[ he has absolutely no idea what winnie the p*oh is. gravey- i mean, gu yun happens to walk by literally exactly as this is happening, though, and despite being an asshole he does almost immediately reach to try and stop it from happening!

alas. too late. gu yun grabs the w*nnie the p*ooh doll by the back of its red shirt and lifts it up, though. ] You alright? Careful, I've heard flying bears are quite the enemy.

[ ??? ]

[fergalicious]

I wanted a certain kind of honey!

[ She sounds annoyed, and it doesn't really answer his question. She shoves the bear towards him. ]

Face the enemy, then.

[liuli]

[ ara why is dw cucking us, my notifs are so rude.

there's the bear. he laughs, making an oof noise and stumbling back a bit before he pokes his head out from behind it. ]

Wishing for things tends to get you nothing close to what you've wanted, apparently. To think, magic becomes real, and it's finicky. [ rude. ] Have you tried that machine with all the food in it? You might get luckier that way.

[fergalicious]

I wanted magical honey.

[ It almost sounds like she's pouting. Almost. ]

The vending machine doesn't infuse food with magic. [ Probably. ] So I had to try this way.

[ She makes a twirling motion with her hand. ]

At least I can rule it out now.

[liuli]

[ another magic person... why is everyone like this.... ]

Hmm. What sort of magic does it do? [ gu yun sets the giant pooh bear down and puts his elbow on it, propping his weight on the toy's head. ] Out of curiosity.

[fergalicious]

I use it for a special type of mead that I like to make. It's tantalizing with how intoxicating it can be.

[ Sometimes, you're so magic even the alcohol you make is magic. ]