[ That needs to be addressed first. Please, your bloodstains. Medb likes a good bloodstained aesthetic, but it has to be in the blood of your enemies, not the blood of a river. ]
[It's blood of a river AND blood of some rats! Terrible and diseased!]
I will, I will! I was gonna do that later.
[He's just going to wash off by playing in the ocean later, is what he really means to say. God. It's fine though, don't worry about it. Also, he's just quiet for a second as he consults his innate 4chan database of knowledge.]
There are kinksters out there for just about anything...
HE IS THOUGH. And yes, there is. A special grade curse with a domain that traps people in a coffin and if they don't escape in 3 seconds, they're infected by smallpox and die. Horrible!]
Wha--? Why? Is it poison blood? [WRINKLING HIS NOSE and sniffing at it, as if that will tell him literally anything...
But just shrugging at the rest.]
Makes sense, makes sense. Anyway! Whatcha planning on doing until tomorrow?
[ i can't believe i'm still considering to watch/read jjk
She shakes her head and then gives a one-shouldered shrug. She doesn't know science. Or maybe she just wanted to say things to shame into showering like an normal person? Who knows? ]
I don't know. Making most of the time we have left probably. We still don't know if we're in the clear yet.
[That is fair and could very much help guide him toward a shower faster. God. anyway you and me shaking hands over badends that never happened]
Hah, yeah! Same. [HE SAYS THAT BUT WOULD HE REALLY BE BOTHERED??] I wish I could watch the whole thing from afar! Some of it wasn't quite as fun since I had to worry about this or that. I mean, I've been playing nice with everyone for so long, you know?
[Just pats the hand that is patting his arm and SIGHS VERY MUCH.]
Humans really are a pain, aren't they? Ah, geez... If I wasn't sure of it before, I definitely would be now! I think I'm better off just staying on this side of the line.
[A callback to their conversation a thousand years ago, where she'd asked if he wanted to experience being human. THAT'S A NO FROM HIM, CAPTAIN.]
Uwah, ruthless. Don't just say that with such a cute face... [SHE'S TERRIBLE. He shakes his head... Her being terrible is why he ended up liking her, though. God.]
[Unfortunately they both liked Medb, cute face and big ego and all! Terrible.]
Can't I just count those-- weird weeks where we had to share memories and feelings and stuff? Or falling into the blood pool?
[Those were human feelings that he felt! They were all absolutely the worst. If he had to deal with feeling actual human emotion every day, he would simply perish.]
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[ That needs to be addressed first. Please, your bloodstains. Medb likes a good bloodstained aesthetic, but it has to be in the blood of your enemies, not the blood of a river. ]
And no one should like being vored.
[ She'll kinkshame without hesitation. ]
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I will, I will! I was gonna do that later.
[He's just going to wash off by playing in the ocean later, is what he really means to say. God. It's fine though, don't worry about it. Also, he's just quiet for a second as he consults his innate 4chan database of knowledge.]
There are kinksters out there for just about anything...
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You're going to kill the shark in the ocean.
[ She doesn't know if that's true, but she thinks she can make a reasonable guess on how he livined in the forest when it showed up. ]
There are, but they're not valid and they never will be.
[ She's slamming that judgment gavel down.
why does he have an innate 4ch database ]
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Wow! Why would I kill a shark? Unless it wants to fight first, I guess...
[WHY WOULD THE SHARK PICK A FIGHT. MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY WOULD HE PICK ONE BACK. Anyway he'll just nod about that because Medb is correct, honestly.]
Yeah, fair. Just don't judge 'em too hard. People who're into that kinda stuff are usually into kinkshaming, too.
[You can't kinkshame the kinksters whose kinks are kinkshaming, they become too powerful...
Also look that's what happens when you're born from the darkness of humanity.]
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he's nasty! is there actually a smallpox curse in jjk? ]
The blood on you could kill it.
[ She doesn't know if that's true. ]
That's not a problem. I try not to be in the vicinity of those types at all.
[ They're even more beneath her than most. ]
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HE IS THOUGH. And yes, there is. A special grade curse with a domain that traps people in a coffin and if they don't escape in 3 seconds, they're infected by smallpox and die. Horrible!]
Wha--? Why? Is it poison blood? [WRINKLING HIS NOSE and sniffing at it, as if that will tell him literally anything...
But just shrugging at the rest.]
Makes sense, makes sense. Anyway! Whatcha planning on doing until tomorrow?
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She shakes her head and then gives a one-shouldered shrug. She doesn't know science. Or maybe she just wanted to say things to shame into showering like an normal person? Who knows? ]
I don't know. Making most of the time we have left probably. We still don't know if we're in the clear yet.
[ It's just half. ]
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ALSO STOP HE DOESN'T KNOW A SHAME IN HIS LIFE.]
Yeah, true! Wouldn't be that surprising if everything just kinda came crashing down tomorrow, huh?
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It wouldn't be surprising. It'd be funny, if I were watching this from afar.
[ But like, she isn't, so it won't be funny at all to her if that happened.
It'd be funny to me personally, though. ]
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Hah, yeah! Same. [HE SAYS THAT BUT WOULD HE REALLY BE BOTHERED??] I wish I could watch the whole thing from afar! Some of it wasn't quite as fun since I had to worry about this or that. I mean, I've been playing nice with everyone for so long, you know?
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Because you had to murder one or two at a time and not half of them at once?
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[GOD. Hate this flea so much!!]
But just in general! If I said everything I wanted to say, someone would definitely try to kill me on my way out, hah.
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[ Gojou doxxed his child manipulating ass, as a tip of the iceberg. ]
I can't say no one won't try to kill you tomorrow, if it ends well, but most of them aren't really justice driven.
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[SOMEHOW HE FEELS LIKE HE COULD STILL SURPRISE PEOPLE. But he is not in the business of dying at the finish line.]
Haha, serious? I dunno, some of 'em are pretty annoying about their morals. It could be a problem! But we'll see how it goes, I guess.
[The second they all get their abilities back everyone loses their fckin chance to kill a flea anyway GOD.]
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Even if you're worse than what he's said, it's not like you can do everything you usually can.
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But he'll just nod emphatically at that!]
Yeah! That's why I'm playing nice. It'd be stupid to say something and get sniped by someone who got weird about it.
[He thinks he is doing a great job, personally.]
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It'd be someone who got very human about it.
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Humans really are a pain, aren't they? Ah, geez... If I wasn't sure of it before, I definitely would be now! I think I'm better off just staying on this side of the line.
[A callback to their conversation a thousand years ago, where she'd asked if he wanted to experience being human. THAT'S A NO FROM HIM, CAPTAIN.]
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No, I still think you'd get something from the experience. You'd hate it, but that's part of the fun.
[ Sometimes, you're just an S. ]
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Uwah, ruthless. Don't just say that with such a cute face... [SHE'S TERRIBLE. He shakes his head... Her being terrible is why he ended up liking her, though. God.]
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I can't help that my face is so cute. [ Her ego is as terrible as she is. Why didn't Mahito and Childe plan to kill her sometime? ]
It doesn't make any of that any less true. It'd be fun to see you be human for a day.
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Can't I just count those-- weird weeks where we had to share memories and feelings and stuff? Or falling into the blood pool?
[Those were human feelings that he felt! They were all absolutely the worst. If he had to deal with feeling actual human emotion every day, he would simply perish.]
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No, those don't count at all. That's weak.
[ Even if he perished, he'd come back in 100 years, so it's fine! ]
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Ugh! [UGH!!] Well, whatever. Chance missed and I'm definitely not gonna cry about it!
[He is truly itching to get back home and start being a fullass curse again!! SET HIM FREE.]