fergalicious: (muah)
queen♔♕medb ([personal profile] fergalicious) wrote2021-02-08 08:18 pm

mahito catchall

are there flea memes
touchups: (that's where the plot begins)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-04-04 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[It's blood of a river AND blood of some rats! Terrible and diseased!]

I will, I will! I was gonna do that later.

[He's just going to wash off by playing in the ocean later, is what he really means to say. God. It's fine though, don't worry about it. Also, he's just quiet for a second as he consults his innate 4chan database of knowledge.]

There are kinksters out there for just about anything...
touchups: (don't you squirm don't you fret)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-04-04 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah! He can join the Smallpox Curse now.]

Wow! Why would I kill a shark? Unless it wants to fight first, I guess...

[WHY WOULD THE SHARK PICK A FIGHT. MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY WOULD HE PICK ONE BACK. Anyway he'll just nod about that because Medb is correct, honestly.]

Yeah, fair. Just don't judge 'em too hard. People who're into that kinda stuff are usually into kinkshaming, too.

[You can't kinkshame the kinksters whose kinks are kinkshaming, they become too powerful...

Also look that's what happens when you're born from the darkness of humanity.]
touchups: (and we can't have you living a lie)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-04-04 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[me too man except me at every hour...

HE IS THOUGH. And yes, there is. A special grade curse with a domain that traps people in a coffin and if they don't escape in 3 seconds, they're infected by smallpox and die. Horrible!]


Wha--? Why? Is it poison blood? [WRINKLING HIS NOSE and sniffing at it, as if that will tell him literally anything...

But just shrugging at the rest.]


Makes sense, makes sense. Anyway! Whatcha planning on doing until tomorrow?
touchups: (how sweet it is to hear)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-04-04 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[grips ur hands with feeling, tell me if u do so i can watch your journey

ALSO STOP HE DOESN'T KNOW A SHAME IN HIS LIFE.]


Yeah, true! Wouldn't be that surprising if everything just kinda came crashing down tomorrow, huh?
touchups: (won't you come inside)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-04-04 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[That is fair and could very much help guide him toward a shower faster. God. anyway you and me shaking hands over badends that never happened]

Hah, yeah! Same. [HE SAYS THAT BUT WOULD HE REALLY BE BOTHERED??] I wish I could watch the whole thing from afar! Some of it wasn't quite as fun since I had to worry about this or that. I mean, I've been playing nice with everyone for so long, you know?
touchups: (me and you are overdue)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-04-06 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
That's part of it, yeah. Royce did tell us only one per killer a week.

[GOD. Hate this flea so much!!]

But just in general! If I said everything I wanted to say, someone would definitely try to kill me on my way out, hah.
touchups: (that's where the plot begins)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-04-06 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm...

[SOMEHOW HE FEELS LIKE HE COULD STILL SURPRISE PEOPLE. But he is not in the business of dying at the finish line.]

Haha, serious? I dunno, some of 'em are pretty annoying about their morals. It could be a problem! But we'll see how it goes, I guess.

[The second they all get their abilities back everyone loses their fckin chance to kill a flea anyway GOD.]
touchups: (i'm not gonna hurt you yet)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-04-06 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Both very true.

But he'll just nod emphatically at that!]


Yeah! That's why I'm playing nice. It'd be stupid to say something and get sniped by someone who got weird about it.

[He thinks he is doing a great job, personally.]
touchups: (she's a rotten recipe stealing bitch)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-04-07 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just pats the hand that is patting his arm and SIGHS VERY MUCH.]

Humans really are a pain, aren't they? Ah, geez... If I wasn't sure of it before, I definitely would be now! I think I'm better off just staying on this side of the line.

[A callback to their conversation a thousand years ago, where she'd asked if he wanted to experience being human. THAT'S A NO FROM HIM, CAPTAIN.]
touchups: (butter is important to me)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-04-09 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He's both an S and an M but NOT LIKE THIS.]

Uwah, ruthless. Don't just say that with such a cute face... [SHE'S TERRIBLE. He shakes his head... Her being terrible is why he ended up liking her, though. God.]
touchups: (make me a stranger)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-04-09 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Unfortunately they both liked Medb, cute face and big ego and all! Terrible.]

Can't I just count those-- weird weeks where we had to share memories and feelings and stuff? Or falling into the blood pool?

[Those were human feelings that he felt! They were all absolutely the worst. If he had to deal with feeling actual human emotion every day, he would simply perish.]
touchups: (raspberry noises)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-04-09 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes but that's because she was soft and kept knifeblocking their other murderous whims!!]

Ugh! [UGH!!] Well, whatever. Chance missed and I'm definitely not gonna cry about it!

[He is truly itching to get back home and start being a fullass curse again!! SET HIM FREE.]