[ i can't believe i'm still considering to watch/read jjk
She shakes her head and then gives a one-shouldered shrug. She doesn't know science. Or maybe she just wanted to say things to shame into showering like an normal person? Who knows? ]
I don't know. Making most of the time we have left probably. We still don't know if we're in the clear yet.
[That is fair and could very much help guide him toward a shower faster. God. anyway you and me shaking hands over badends that never happened]
Hah, yeah! Same. [HE SAYS THAT BUT WOULD HE REALLY BE BOTHERED??] I wish I could watch the whole thing from afar! Some of it wasn't quite as fun since I had to worry about this or that. I mean, I've been playing nice with everyone for so long, you know?
[Just pats the hand that is patting his arm and SIGHS VERY MUCH.]
Humans really are a pain, aren't they? Ah, geez... If I wasn't sure of it before, I definitely would be now! I think I'm better off just staying on this side of the line.
[A callback to their conversation a thousand years ago, where she'd asked if he wanted to experience being human. THAT'S A NO FROM HIM, CAPTAIN.]
Uwah, ruthless. Don't just say that with such a cute face... [SHE'S TERRIBLE. He shakes his head... Her being terrible is why he ended up liking her, though. God.]
[Unfortunately they both liked Medb, cute face and big ego and all! Terrible.]
Can't I just count those-- weird weeks where we had to share memories and feelings and stuff? Or falling into the blood pool?
[Those were human feelings that he felt! They were all absolutely the worst. If he had to deal with feeling actual human emotion every day, he would simply perish.]
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She shakes her head and then gives a one-shouldered shrug. She doesn't know science. Or maybe she just wanted to say things to shame into showering like an normal person? Who knows? ]
I don't know. Making most of the time we have left probably. We still don't know if we're in the clear yet.
[ It's just half. ]
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ALSO STOP HE DOESN'T KNOW A SHAME IN HIS LIFE.]
Yeah, true! Wouldn't be that surprising if everything just kinda came crashing down tomorrow, huh?
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It wouldn't be surprising. It'd be funny, if I were watching this from afar.
[ But like, she isn't, so it won't be funny at all to her if that happened.
It'd be funny to me personally, though. ]
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Hah, yeah! Same. [HE SAYS THAT BUT WOULD HE REALLY BE BOTHERED??] I wish I could watch the whole thing from afar! Some of it wasn't quite as fun since I had to worry about this or that. I mean, I've been playing nice with everyone for so long, you know?
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Because you had to murder one or two at a time and not half of them at once?
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[GOD. Hate this flea so much!!]
But just in general! If I said everything I wanted to say, someone would definitely try to kill me on my way out, hah.
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[ Gojou doxxed his child manipulating ass, as a tip of the iceberg. ]
I can't say no one won't try to kill you tomorrow, if it ends well, but most of them aren't really justice driven.
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[SOMEHOW HE FEELS LIKE HE COULD STILL SURPRISE PEOPLE. But he is not in the business of dying at the finish line.]
Haha, serious? I dunno, some of 'em are pretty annoying about their morals. It could be a problem! But we'll see how it goes, I guess.
[The second they all get their abilities back everyone loses their fckin chance to kill a flea anyway GOD.]
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Even if you're worse than what he's said, it's not like you can do everything you usually can.
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But he'll just nod emphatically at that!]
Yeah! That's why I'm playing nice. It'd be stupid to say something and get sniped by someone who got weird about it.
[He thinks he is doing a great job, personally.]
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It'd be someone who got very human about it.
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Humans really are a pain, aren't they? Ah, geez... If I wasn't sure of it before, I definitely would be now! I think I'm better off just staying on this side of the line.
[A callback to their conversation a thousand years ago, where she'd asked if he wanted to experience being human. THAT'S A NO FROM HIM, CAPTAIN.]
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No, I still think you'd get something from the experience. You'd hate it, but that's part of the fun.
[ Sometimes, you're just an S. ]
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Uwah, ruthless. Don't just say that with such a cute face... [SHE'S TERRIBLE. He shakes his head... Her being terrible is why he ended up liking her, though. God.]
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I can't help that my face is so cute. [ Her ego is as terrible as she is. Why didn't Mahito and Childe plan to kill her sometime? ]
It doesn't make any of that any less true. It'd be fun to see you be human for a day.
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Can't I just count those-- weird weeks where we had to share memories and feelings and stuff? Or falling into the blood pool?
[Those were human feelings that he felt! They were all absolutely the worst. If he had to deal with feeling actual human emotion every day, he would simply perish.]
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No, those don't count at all. That's weak.
[ Even if he perished, he'd come back in 100 years, so it's fine! ]
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Ugh! [UGH!!] Well, whatever. Chance missed and I'm definitely not gonna cry about it!
[He is truly itching to get back home and start being a fullass curse again!! SET HIM FREE.]