fergalicious | mahito catchall

[YEAH PROBABLY idk they're all circle i don't know shapes and i don't understand anything.

That's a funky way of meandering around, though. Medb... what art thou doing... He appears to be on his way to the opium den, but he pauses to cast her a curious little glance and a wave in greeting.]

You good?

[ it's an octagon please circles don't have edges

She looks up at him. Speaking of the opium den, she points at the it, wherever it is relative to them. ]

Look in there and tell me if you can see anything at all.

[LOOK I SAID I DON'T KNOW SHAPES chops every circle so they have edges

That's a funky request though, but he seems to have no problem obliging, at least. He crosses the rest of the distance to the den, poking his head in and looking around.]

...Yeah? I can see everything, it's all fine.

[ THEN THEY'RE NOT CIRCLES. THAT'S THE POINT.

She narrows her eyes and sights. It's almost more like a harrumph. ]

That's so rude. I can't see anything in there.

[THEY'RE CIRCLES THAT ARE LESS CIRCULAR!!

Anyway he'll just lean against the door, giving her a curious look after one last glance into the den.]

Huh... Weird. I wonder if it's another one of those clue things or whatever, like the elevator blood last week?

[ I'M GOING TO YEET YOU BACK TO THE MOON

Medb shrugs. It's only conjecture at this point, and there's no confirmation for anything until tomorrow when they'll all be able to find more (probably). ]

I don't know. It's all smoke. Literally and figuratively. [ Ugh. ] It might be since I heard someone smelled smoke somewhere else.

[NOT MY MOON YEETING.]

Gross. [Thanks for that insightful commentary, Mahito. THEN HE SHRUGS. Whatever man he didn't care about either of these victims, terrible lad that he is. Though he did find Grell hilarious, he's not at all surprised she got majorly deaded after last Sunday.]

Well, no point in sticking around if you can't see anything. [He can still see just fine?? But he's apparently decided to prioritize hanging out with Medb.] Wanna go somewhere else? Not the kitchen, there's more gross stuff in there apparently.

Carry me?

[ She's not very balanced today.

None of the victims surprised her too much either. It just means they're going to be stuck in the conference room tomorrow. ]

What's in the kitchen?

Sure, sure.

[She seems like the type who would enjoy being princess carried, so he is absolutely going to just duck down to scoop her up in his buff diglett arms while addressing her second question.]

Uh... Some weird stain? And something that smells like candy, I guess. I can't see any of it, but some other people can't go in at all and they said that's what's there.

[ buff diglett arms THE HATE THAT SURGED THROUGH ME so much that I came back to this tag three times and had to tab out each time

She does prefer to being princess carried over most other ways being carried. She looks thoughtful. ]

Candy, huh? [ what kind of shitpost happened in this murder. ] Well, you have to do my hair for tomorrow, so don't forget.

[ She is disregarding death for beauty now? She's the worst. ]

It's still weird that some people can see certain things today, and others can't.

[the fact that everyone reacts so viscerally to it truly gives me so much life

But!! Princess carry she shall get, then. Mahito seems to have no trouble carrying her or walking in a straight line, considering his physical prowess specifically in fights is what keeps getting nerfed for him. Good work, lad.]

Yup! [Big toblerone perhaps... Anyway he has absolutely no problem disregarding death for just about anything, so this works for him.]

Oh, right! Yeah, sure. Want me to do it now? [This is really how they're gonna spend their post-death announcement huh.] But yeah, it is, huh? Same as with the elevator last week and all. I wonder if there's a meaning behind who can see stuff?

[ Yeah, they're going to talk death and other miscellaneous topics while he makes her hair pretty. ]

Now is better than never.

[ She just rests as she's being carried, leaning against him with no guilt or thought that she's being a burden or dead weight. ]

It's a little frustrating. If there's a meaning, it's probably not a good one.

[ Because she hasn't been able to see anything twice now? And she's obviously deserving. ]

[Hilariously he will actually do a very good job, which is terrible in and of itself. The side of death is just the cherry on this weird conversational cake that's about to happen.]

True, true! Let's go grab your comb, I have ribbons and stuff.

[God bless Medb. Mahito at least doesn't seem inconvenienced or burdened in the slightest, he's just vibin with his arms full of a haughty queen, heading to the sleeping bay unless she has a different plan.

He'll just hum a little about the potentially bad meaning behind their weirdass effects, though.]

Yeah? Well, I guess being singled out in a place like this isn't a good sign to begin with.

[ Medb will think his inexplicably good hairstyling skills are charming in their own way. She now has her own personal hairstylist in the form of whatever Mahito is, and that's swell.

Off to the sleeping bay they go. ]

Not that kind of bad. The other kind of bad.

[ Does she explain what the other bad is? No. ]

[Can't believe Mahito will just be giving Medb new pretty hairstyles for each hellish trial they end up trapped in.

Anyway, of course he's going to ask WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.]

What's the other kind of bad?

[ Yeah, for as long as they're both alive, it's just going to be a thing.

He's carrying her, so she reaches up and pats his cheek. ]

You can figure it out.

[ Can he? }

[He has one braincell, Medb!! He also pouts about it, but then sighs.]

Sure, sure.

[Will he even attempt to figure it out?? Jury's out on that one. It's fine. Anyway, he will stop whenever he gets in front of Medb's door but doesn't even bother setting her down, just expecting her to open it from here. He's just chill with toting her around like a suitcase until she asks to be set down, apparently.]

Hey, what kind of styles do you like, anyway?

[ How rude. Don't call her a suitcase. She's precious cargo, duh. A national treasure.

But yeah, she waves her phone in front of the door like this. Being carried everywhere is fine. ]

Any one that casts me in a more beautiful light, but I like braids and knots a lot.

[The Declaration of Independence... Medb.

IN THEY GO THOUUUGH he has to finagle pushing the door open without dropping her but fortunately he does that quite easily. Good work, flea. Combquest 2k21 is it in her bathroom??]

Oh! Good, good - I know how to do both of those things!

[ All her toiletries are in the bathroom, so he can easily find the comb there. Her room is neat and tidy. Everything is its place. ]

You can set me down anywhere, but you really are a spirit of surprises. Where did you learn to style hair?

[ It's just an odd thing to know. ]

[Moving to set her down on whichever bed is closest to the bathroom! Nice and soft. He'll trot back after fetching the comb, though the question has him furrowing his brow... HIS ONE BRAINCELL.]

Mmm... I think someone taught me? Yeah, that's gotta be it. I don't really get the chance to practice or anything, but I don't really forget stuff once I learn it.

[Good thing for Medb's hair or this would be an entirely different thread.]

[ what does that mean this would've been a different thread if it weren't for her hair

She seats herself so he has easy access to her hair. ]

You sound as if you don't really know if someone did.

[NO HER HAIR IS LUCKY THAT HE KEEPS ALL THE KNOWLEDGE HE GAINS!! it's been so long since he's last done someone's hair that if he got rusty, it'd just look horrible...]

Yup! Because I don't really remember.

[He says it with a light shrug though and seems entirely unbothered by this, before seating himself behind her and getting to work taking her hair down and combing through it. He is quite gentle!]

Sometimes I pick stuff up without paying attention to where it came from, is all.

[ She would have obliterated him for making her hair look horrible, yeah. This really would be a different thread if he didn't retain his knowledge.

That is actually kind of worry, but Medb isn't going to follow up on it now. ]

What else can you do?

[can't believe there could have been 3 bodies on saturday and one could have been mahito for his hair crimes]

A lot of different things, I guess. Basic stuff like fighting- [WHY IS THAT BASIC] -and how things work- [WHAT THINGS] -, but also stuff like, uh... Oh! Origami? And how to restring decorative lights.

[He's truly just a weird assortment of knowledge.]

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