[Hilariously he will actually do a very good job, which is terrible in and of itself. The side of death is just the cherry on this weird conversational cake that's about to happen.]
True, true! Let's go grab your comb, I have ribbons and stuff.
[God bless Medb. Mahito at least doesn't seem inconvenienced or burdened in the slightest, he's just vibin with his arms full of a haughty queen, heading to the sleeping bay unless she has a different plan.
He'll just hum a little about the potentially bad meaning behind their weirdass effects, though.]
Yeah? Well, I guess being singled out in a place like this isn't a good sign to begin with.
[ Medb will think his inexplicably good hairstyling skills are charming in their own way. She now has her own personal hairstylist in the form of whatever Mahito is, and that's swell.
[He has one braincell, Medb!! He also pouts about it, but then sighs.]
Sure, sure.
[Will he even attempt to figure it out?? Jury's out on that one. It's fine. Anyway, he will stop whenever he gets in front of Medb's door but doesn't even bother setting her down, just expecting her to open it from here. He's just chill with toting her around like a suitcase until she asks to be set down, apparently.]
IN THEY GO THOUUUGH he has to finagle pushing the door open without dropping her but fortunately he does that quite easily. Good work, flea. Combquest 2k21 is it in her bathroom??]
Oh! Good, good - I know how to do both of those things!
[Moving to set her down on whichever bed is closest to the bathroom! Nice and soft. He'll trot back after fetching the comb, though the question has him furrowing his brow... HIS ONE BRAINCELL.]
Mmm... I think someone taught me? Yeah, that's gotta be it. I don't really get the chance to practice or anything, but I don't really forget stuff once I learn it.
[Good thing for Medb's hair or this would be an entirely different thread.]
[NO HER HAIR IS LUCKY THAT HE KEEPS ALL THE KNOWLEDGE HE GAINS!! it's been so long since he's last done someone's hair that if he got rusty, it'd just look horrible...]
Yup! Because I don't really remember.
[He says it with a light shrug though and seems entirely unbothered by this, before seating himself behind her and getting to work taking her hair down and combing through it. He is quite gentle!]
Sometimes I pick stuff up without paying attention to where it came from, is all.
[can't believe there could have been 3 bodies on saturday and one could have been mahito for his hair crimes]
A lot of different things, I guess. Basic stuff like fighting- [WHY IS THAT BASIC] -and how things work- [WHAT THINGS] -, but also stuff like, uh... Oh! Origami? And how to restring decorative lights.
[He's truly just a weird assortment of knowledge.]
[ yeah, if you want an easy way to die, just have mahito ruin her hair.
Fighting is basic stuff, yeah. Medb agrees unfortunately. She knows there are people who don't or can't, but it's basic. That really is a random assortment of miscellaneous skills. ]
TERRIBLE THOUGH. ALL THE NON-FIGHTERS HERE ARE JUST FUCKING DYING.]
All of the things spirits should know! [He really is just out here speaking applesauce...] Like how to use energy the right way, how to use innate techniques, stuff like that.
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True, true! Let's go grab your comb, I have ribbons and stuff.
[God bless Medb. Mahito at least doesn't seem inconvenienced or burdened in the slightest, he's just vibin with his arms full of a haughty queen, heading to the sleeping bay unless she has a different plan.
He'll just hum a little about the potentially bad meaning behind their weirdass effects, though.]
Yeah? Well, I guess being singled out in a place like this isn't a good sign to begin with.
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Off to the sleeping bay they go. ]
Not that kind of bad. The other kind of bad.
[ Does she explain what the other bad is? No. ]
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Anyway, of course he's going to ask WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.]
What's the other kind of bad?
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He's carrying her, so she reaches up and pats his cheek. ]
You can figure it out.
[ Can he? }
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Sure, sure.
[Will he even attempt to figure it out?? Jury's out on that one. It's fine. Anyway, he will stop whenever he gets in front of Medb's door but doesn't even bother setting her down, just expecting her to open it from here. He's just chill with toting her around like a suitcase until she asks to be set down, apparently.]
Hey, what kind of styles do you like, anyway?
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But yeah, she waves her phone in front of the door like this. Being carried everywhere is fine. ]
Any one that casts me in a more beautiful light, but I like braids and knots a lot.
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IN THEY GO THOUUUGH he has to finagle pushing the door open without dropping her but fortunately he does that quite easily. Good work, flea. Combquest 2k21 is it in her bathroom??]
Oh! Good, good - I know how to do both of those things!
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You can set me down anywhere, but you really are a spirit of surprises. Where did you learn to style hair?
[ It's just an odd thing to know. ]
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Mmm... I think someone taught me? Yeah, that's gotta be it. I don't really get the chance to practice or anything, but I don't really forget stuff once I learn it.
[Good thing for Medb's hair or this would be an entirely different thread.]
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She seats herself so he has easy access to her hair. ]
You sound as if you don't really know if someone did.
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Yup! Because I don't really remember.
[He says it with a light shrug though and seems entirely unbothered by this, before seating himself behind her and getting to work taking her hair down and combing through it. He is quite gentle!]
Sometimes I pick stuff up without paying attention to where it came from, is all.
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That is actually kind of worry, but Medb isn't going to follow up on it now. ]
What else can you do?
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A lot of different things, I guess. Basic stuff like fighting- [WHY IS THAT BASIC] -and how things work- [WHAT THINGS] -, but also stuff like, uh... Oh! Origami? And how to restring decorative lights.
[He's truly just a weird assortment of knowledge.]
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Fighting is basic stuff, yeah. Medb agrees unfortunately. She knows there are people who don't or can't, but it's basic. That really is a random assortment of miscellaneous skills. ]
What things?
[ WHY DO YOU EXPLAIN NOTHING. ]
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TERRIBLE THOUGH. ALL THE NON-FIGHTERS HERE ARE JUST FUCKING DYING.]
All of the things spirits should know! [He really is just out here speaking applesauce...] Like how to use energy the right way, how to use innate techniques, stuff like that.