gojou catchall

[fergalicious]

everything i know about jjk is through osmosis

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[mukagen]

[ Ara you are committing to this summer version. Anyway, Gojou chuckles a bit as he thinks back to the execution. It was not... Much of one, but the first one wasn't, either. ]

I was not expecting a villain monologue, but I should since... Bad people in my world sometimes do that, too.

[fergalicious]

[ It's her canon point.

Medb tilts her head. It's kind of funny, but at the same time— ]

Really? Real life villain speeches? Who would have thought you'd see so many of those out of fiction?

[mukagen]

[ you woke up and chose swimsuit

Gojou nods! It sounds weird, doesn't it, but it's a bit different for him. ]

There's this... How do I say it? Mechanic where I come from where explaining your technique increases its accuracy and efficiency.

[fergalicious]

[ i woke up and chose less (overtly) horny yeah

Medb gives him this look that says she finds that ridiculous. ]

To defeat your enemy, you're telling them how you're going to do it. [ Just saying that aloud makes her feel stupid. ] Isn't that counterproductive?

[mukagen]

[ i'm proud

Gojou closes his eyes, knowing that Medb is judging. He can feel it. ]

It's how it works, though it obviously leaves room for your enemy to figure out a direct counter to your technique.

[fergalicious]

[ Who wouldn't judge after hearing something like that? ]

You'd have to be very confident and very sure in your techniques. You'd need to overpower or outmaneuver from the first hit.

But... I suppose you'd have less trouble with that, huh?

[ She smiles up at him and raises her glass at him. ]

[mukagen]

[ HE KNOWS IT SOUNDS LIKE HE COMES FROM A MANGA. Gojou will keep laughing before getting a glass himself, except he'll pour himself something not alcoholic. ]

I don't know what you're trying to saaaay, but I can say I know how to handle myself.

[fergalicious]

[ Wow, Gojou. Indulge a little. It's why you're here?

That gets an amused glance from Medb. ]

No one in the world is more dangerous than Gojou Satoru. [ She states that like it's a fact, almost as if she's quoting someone. ] Well, your world. I don't know if I should be more concerned about you or Mahito.

Why are you two at odds?

[mukagen]

[ Hm... It's not like Gojou hasn't heard that, but for it to come from Medb's mouth has him curious. Then he gets his answer.

Good thing that flea knows his place. ]

I'm the teacher of his archenemy.

[fergalicious]

The teacher of? You're not his archenemy, too?

[ She thinks there's more to this. ]

[mukagen]

[ Ah, yes, more to this. ]

Well, I guess we're naturally enemies, but he's definitely more fixated on my student. Either way, it's part of the job for both of us to be at odds.

[fergalicious]

Hm...

[ She gives him a considering look. ]

Does your student have potential to be stronger than you?

[mukagen]

[ Gojou's expression brightens exponentially. ]

That's a high bar, but I believe he has the potential. [ What Gojou likes flexing the most is power, unfortunately. ] Are you familiar with Ryoumen-sukuna? My student is their vessel, but he is the dominant personality.

[fergalicious]

[ Thinking.... thinking... If they aren't Heroic Spirit material, Medb probably doesn't know.

Gojou's confidence, though. Medb can't exactly say she hates it, unfortunately. ]

Is Ryoumen-sukuna something like Mahito?

[mukagen]

[ if they were then they'd just turn into a hot girl with multiple arms for 4 armpit action

Anyway, he nods a couple of times. ]

But different. You see, Sukuna was once a strong sorcerer before going rogue, then he earned the title King of Curses... But after his death, his remains were scattered across Japan to prevent his revival.

[ MOST IMPORTANTLY: ]

Sukuna would crush Mahito like a flea!

[fergalicious]

[ how many times in a 24hr period must you make me hate you when all i want to do is love you


King of Curses, huh.... ]

If his remains had to be scattered, would you stand a chance against him?

[mukagen]

[ Hmmm.... ]

Sukuna is strong to the point they couldn't properly wipe him out of existence.

[ Still smiling though. ]

I'd still win.

[fergalicious]

Oh, that confidence of yours.

[ She smiles, too. ]

I like it.

[mukagen]

Thanks! Most people find it obnoxious.

[ I WONDER WHY ]

[fergalicious]

You are obnoxious.

[ She doesn't even bat a lash before saying that. ]

But if you can back it up, that's what matters more.

[mukagen]

You're right, that's really what matters most.

[ closes my eyes so tightly ]

So you like Mahito?

[ medb ]

[fergalicious]

Is there a reason why I shouldn't? I'd like to hear it from you.

[ Gojou.

Who has no room to throw rocks from a glass house when he likes Fukuda. ]

[mukagen]

[ GOJOU SURE DOESN'T HAVE TASTE, but his preferences specifically here are also based on survival. Damn... Well, she did ask and she seems? To already know. ]

As a curse, he has no moral standing at all, let alone any intimate attachments. It's in his nature to feast off of negative emotions. Emotional manipulation, physical torture, the works. I wouldn't be surprised if he ever got his powers back he would turn half of us into monsters. Then force the other half to mercy kill them or get devoured by our monster-turned friends. It'd be entertainment for him.

At the moment, he's been harmless because we're doing well killing each other, but I do plan to take care of him if he ever decides to act since it's my job.

[fergalicious]

[ How was... Fukuda about survival....

Medb does have a sense of what Mahito is like but nothing to that extent or that specific. Whatever she thinks of that explanation is hidden behind a small smile, a sort of neutral but almost regal smile. Not unlike a queen receiving a report. ]

All he's told me is that he's some sort of spirit, but from some other things he's said, I've made a couple guesses. He seems carefree to the point of... [ Nihilism. ] Well, he hasn't done anything harmful to me yet.

[ And in this game of bitchy mean girls, that's what matters more to her at the moment. ]

I'm almost surprised you haven't decided to take preemptive measures, if he's like that.

[mukagen]

[ Disliking Mahito is due to survival... Ara....... SURVIVAL. ]

And get an earful from people that killing is awful unless they like me? Possibly even die during an execution if I get caught?

[ ??? ]

There are some things I need to know, so he's staying alive for now.