takeru catchall

[fergalicious]

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[dotcom]

[ he sighs ]

Well, we'll just have to deal with it. If people wanted something so badly to come here, I doubt they'd let this get in the way.

[fergalicious]

I know. I won't let it get in my way either. I just wanted to complain a little.

[ She wrinkles her nose before she claps her hands. ]

Okay. Good talk, Takeru! I'm in the mood for some dessert. Come with me?

[dotcom]

Oh, yeah.

[ he agrees so easily because it's dessert. ]

[fergalicious]

[ She figures app username donut would like sweets. Wish she knew enough pop culture so she could make a mean joke about a white van and candy but she doesn't. ]

If I held out my hand, would you slap it away?

[dotcom]

[ lmao ]

Likely.

[fergalicious]

So prickly.

[dotcom]

[ deadpan, ]

I get told that a lot for some reason.

[fergalicious]

I wouldn't know why.

[ She reaches over and takes his hand. ]

[dotcom]

You'll have to work harder for that one.

[ no hand ]

[fergalicious]

[ She pouts. ]

Takeru.

[dotcom]

Medb.

[ he knows your name, too. ]

[fergalicious]

You're not being very fun.

[ It's a fake whine. ]

[dotcom]

What do you think is fun?

[fergalicious]

[ She raises her eyebrows. ]

I don't think I've been shy about it.

[dotcom]

A lot of people aren't shy about it.

[fergalicious]

[ She makes a sweeping arm gesture with her arm. ]

That's part of what we're here to do, isn't it?

[dotcom]

It is.

But there's certain people I'd not want to think about.

[fergalicious]

Like who?

[ Who's at the bottom of your list, Takeru? ]

[dotcom]

That Fukuda person.

[ he's probably like, a weird serial killer or something, so it's weird to think about him fucking? ]

[fergalicious]

[ She can't help but laugh. It's too good and targeted because it's not like she made it much of a secret that she doesn't care for Fukuda either. ]

Yeah, I don't want to think of him ever either. Some people have terrible taste.

[ Or no taste. ]

[dotcom]

Well, some people don't really care about personality for that kind of thing.

[ ... though he can't say they care too much about looks either... ]

[fergalicious]

Or looks. He's uglier than a wrinkled pear.

[ Medb's personality may be terrible, but at least she's beautiful. ]

[dotcom]

Well.

At least they're getting a lot of indulging points, I guess.

[ he does not sound super impressed. ]

[fergalicious]

I—

[ She shakes her head. ]

No, I don't want to waste any more time talking about him even if it's to dismiss him. He's not worth either of our times.

But more people should be wary of him.

[dotcom]

Why do you think that?

[ ... ]

I mean, I know why I would like to avoid him, but I know he particularly dislikes you.