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mahito catchall

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[Reasons why neither of them is on Team Envy.]

Right? It feels like the same people just keep getting hit over and over, doesn't it?

Yeah. It’s kind of boring that it’s the same people over and over again.

[ a beat. ]

I don’t want it to be me either.

[ someone else get cursed. ]

You'll have to tell that to whoever's doing the cursing! It's not me.

[wehehe]

Maybe we'll see some variety next week, though. That'd be pretty nice.

[Honestly he wouldn't even mind if it WAS him, as long as it was funny.]

I'd love to see you hit with Aphrodite's arrow. Or whatever it was called.

[ What the fuck does Mahito look like, devoted and in love? ]

What, the thing that got White and Mollymauk? That'd be terrible.

[Mahito does not know what Mahito looks like devoted and in love, and he also does not have any wish in his entire demon soul to find out.]

Yeah, that! It's be funny.

[ Also terrible since he doesn't shit about fuck about those emotions, she's pretty sure? Do curses feel those kinds of emotions? ]

[SHE IS CORRECT, HE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT FUCK ABOUT THEM... Curses do not in fact feel most emotions in the same way humans do and love is usually one of the most far-removed from their general spectrums. Even devotion manifests differently. God. Curse feelings.]

For who? If someone ever did that, I'd have to find out who they are and then I'd be up for execution.

[Because he'd just murder them in broadass daylight.]