Hah, you're right, you're right. Extremely worth it in many ways! [STOP STROKING HER EGO. But he'll shake his head at that.] Nah. I didn't want to get you into hot water, and he didn't really ask, anyway.
[Mahito is, surprisingly, considerate where need-be. Anyway because he likes to make Gojou's life hard, with a wink:]
Tied me up and gagged me! He's pretty good at it. Fast hands.
[Also they were both suffering from We Can't Fight-itis, which made him an unfortunately easy catch, but wording it this way is funnier.]
[Yeah?? Medb for best queen in the history of queendom honestly, 10/10, would absolutely slander Gojou's good name with her again.]
You're right! Hate's one of the strongest feelings out there, after all. You get to see some great faces too, you know? Ah, I bet I've seen some faces from him that no one else has...
Ooh, I wonder if I'd like seeing those faces, too.
[ She does like Gojou, though, and wats him to like her still, but there is something about seeing hatred and despair you have directly caused manifest in real time.
[THE EVOCATION OF HATRED AND DESPAIR... Sometimes it just happens!!]
Probably! He's got a really nice face anyway, right? It's even better when you get to see it make expressions that no one else gets to see. Like something special, just for you.
[He'll just be here encouraging it because why wouldn't he?? Shit's hilarious. ANYWAY!!]
What, here? Or in general? Well - the answer to both is "nothing". [Hilariously, he doesn't give off any indication that this is a lie or joke.] Mm... Almost nothing. I gave him a little bit of trouble after we got here, but he started it! I'm behaving.
[ She freely and readily admits this. Gojou's eyes are fucking gorgeous. It's an objective truth no matter whatever funky kind of gen z sharingan they're probably hiding. ]
But I do think he saves something special just for you that I could never bring out of him in the way you can. I don't think I'm made quite like you are.
[ She doesn't even know the exact kind of cursed being Mahito is, but it's fine. ]
[He will also freely and readily admit this, even knowing exactly what kind of funky gen z sharingan they're hiding.
That sure is correct though, and he just laughs in a way that's somehow both sharp and soft at the same time.]
Haha, maybe that's better for everyone. He'd probably snap way faster if he had to deal with two of us! [He says this, but honestly, he would love to see Gojou lose his shit. Terrible lad! Perfectly punctuated by the incredibly knowing shitheaded way he grins, next.]
You're so mean! I do, I do - I've been on my best behavior! Scout's honor.
[Except for ruining Gojou's things on purpose. It's fine.]
[He just hums a soft little note, no real implication or mood behind it one way or another. Then, he gives her a bright smile in return! They are innocent in all ways it's fine.]
Mostly well-behaved, then. [PUNKS.] But it's not like that was even that bad in the scheme of things, you know?
[IT WAS VERY UNGOOD ACTUALLY but look things could be so much worse!!]
Also this really is truly unfortunate, but Mahito also likes Medb just the same. Cursed! They will undoubtedly get into more shenanigans and force us to close our eyes very frequently until one or both perish.
He looks perfectly content, meanwhile.]
Yeah? I'm glad; it was fun for me, too. [With a bright quirk of a grin:] My door's always open for you.
[His metaphorical door because he is running fastly from Gojou's room, god bless.]
[Yeah those are both accurate in different ways, honestly.
Also, he laughs!! He's a pretty prideful creature in some respects, but in others--]
I'm gonna run! [Said with no shame or hesitation. HE'S NOT HERE FOR ANOTHER 24+ HOURS IN HELL. Sometimes, you just nod at the fact that you must flee to live another day.] For now, anyway. Maybe I'll come back after he's worked everything out of his system, hah.
[He will accept this disappointment, as it will keep him from being shoved in yet another dank cramped place.]
Yep. No one in the world is more dangerous than Gojou Satoru. [It's another thing he says easily, like he's stating a fact. It is one, where he comes from. Gojou Satoru is the strongest.]
...Well! Mine, anyway. [RIP to Gojou having to deal with the multiverse and also being without his sharingan.] Still, games are only fun if they're new and exciting every time, you know? If it's the same stuff over and over, I'll get bored.
[ She tucks that info away. Mahito, cursed flea, thinks Satoru is stronger than he is. Not that probably stops him from wanting to fight him. ]
I get that. I get bored like that, too. [ She makes a shooing motion with her hand. ] Don't die tonight, okay? We don't know if last week is going to repeat the same way. [ She's sure someone is going to murder again, but it's not like Thursday nights are a pattern yet. ]
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Were you... hiding recently?
[ She doesn't think he's the type to hide, though.
She absolutely is ignoring his question for her own. ]
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I was spending some quality time with a really good friend.
[HE SAYS, ALSO FLATLY.]
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She'd laugh even if she knew he would mind. ]
Yeah? What friend is this?
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The friend that I said would definitely be responsible if I ever went missing.
[HE'S GOTTA RECLAIM HIS DIGNITY SOMEHOW. FUCKIN GOJOU SATORU REALLY IS UP HERE ONE-UPPING HIM CONSTANTLY.]
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What did you and your friend do?
[ Spit out the deets, Mahito. ]
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[FUCKIN
"A LITTLE MESSY" this petty asshole. Sometimes you just get exiled for banging in your natural enemy's bed. He raises his hands, though.]
Still worth it, he was pretty mad.
[you can hear the lmao in his voice.]
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I hope it was more than worth it. [ Because she was there, hello? ] Did you name me?
[ Just so she's aware and can be ready for any other possible payback. ]
What did he do to you?
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Hah, you're right, you're right. Extremely worth it in many ways! [STOP STROKING HER EGO. But he'll shake his head at that.] Nah. I didn't want to get you into hot water, and he didn't really ask, anyway.
[Mahito is, surprisingly, considerate where need-be. Anyway because he likes to make Gojou's life hard, with a wink:]
Tied me up and gagged me! He's pretty good at it. Fast hands.
[Also they were both suffering from We Can't Fight-itis, which made him an unfortunately easy catch, but wording it this way is funnier.]
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That's surprisingly sweet that he didn't name her? It makes her smile. What a considerate demon she's found. ]
How kinky. I didn't know you both were into hatesex.
[ She knows exactly where he was going with that, and she is pretty sure where it didn't go, but who is she to put down what he is putting up? ]
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Also this is terrible and it brings him great joy in his goblin heart that Medb is so generously playing along. God bless.]
It really makes for the best kind of stress relief, sometimes! You don't have to worry about being nice at all if it's someone you don't like.
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Mm-hmm. It can be more passionate, too. Hate is such a strong driving force, and you can let yourself go.
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You're right! Hate's one of the strongest feelings out there, after all. You get to see some great faces too, you know? Ah, I bet I've seen some faces from him that no one else has...
[Delightful, honestly, and absolutely hilarious.]
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[ She does like Gojou, though, and wats him to like her still, but there is something about seeing hatred and despair you have directly caused manifest in real time.
She can't exactly blame Mahito. ]
What have you done to him?
[ No judgment! Maybe. ]
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Probably! He's got a really nice face anyway, right? It's even better when you get to see it make expressions that no one else gets to see. Like something special, just for you.
[He'll just be here encouraging it because why wouldn't he?? Shit's hilarious. ANYWAY!!]
What, here? Or in general? Well - the answer to both is "nothing". [Hilariously, he doesn't give off any indication that this is a lie or joke.] Mm... Almost nothing. I gave him a little bit of trouble after we got here, but he started it! I'm behaving.
[Just natural enemy things.]
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[ She freely and readily admits this. Gojou's eyes are fucking gorgeous. It's an objective truth no matter whatever funky kind of gen z sharingan they're probably hiding. ]
But I do think he saves something special just for you that I could never bring out of him in the way you can. I don't think I'm made quite like you are.
[ She doesn't even know the exact kind of cursed being Mahito is, but it's fine. ]
I don't think you know what behaving is.
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[He will also freely and readily admit this, even knowing exactly what kind of funky gen z sharingan they're hiding.
That sure is correct though, and he just laughs in a way that's somehow both sharp and soft at the same time.]
Haha, maybe that's better for everyone. He'd probably snap way faster if he had to deal with two of us! [He says this, but honestly, he would love to see Gojou lose his shit. Terrible lad! Perfectly punctuated by the incredibly knowing shitheaded way he grins, next.]
You're so mean! I do, I do - I've been on my best behavior! Scout's honor.
[Except for ruining Gojou's things on purpose. It's fine.]
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[ It's said kind of idly, the way you'd talk about wanting some kind of pretty jewel but without any real intent to get it.
She tilts her head and gives him a sharp smile. ]
We made a mess of his bed.
[ That's not good behavior. She knows because she took part in it. ]
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Mostly well-behaved, then. [PUNKS.] But it's not like that was even that bad in the scheme of things, you know?
[IT WAS VERY UNGOOD ACTUALLY but look things could be so much worse!!]
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I had fun.
[ She'll admit it without shame. ]
I'd have fun with you again.
[ That way or another way. She likes Mahito enough for that, unfortunately. ]
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Also this really is truly unfortunate, but Mahito also likes Medb just the same. Cursed! They will undoubtedly get into more shenanigans and force us to close our eyes very frequently until one or both perish.
He looks perfectly content, meanwhile.]
Yeah? I'm glad; it was fun for me, too. [With a bright quirk of a grin:] My door's always open for you.
[His metaphorical door because he is running fastly from Gojou's room, god bless.]
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Someone, free us from how cursed they will continue to be. Meanwhile, she raises her eyebrows at him. ]
Is it? What are going to do next? Are you continuing to room with him, or are you running away?
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Also, he laughs!! He's a pretty prideful creature in some respects, but in others--]
I'm gonna run! [Said with no shame or hesitation. HE'S NOT HERE FOR ANOTHER 24+ HOURS IN HELL. Sometimes, you just nod at the fact that you must flee to live another day.] For now, anyway. Maybe I'll come back after he's worked everything out of his system, hah.
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Run along, then. That you can't keep up with his drive must mean he's that dangerous to you, huh?
[ She'll keep that in mind. ]
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Yep. No one in the world is more dangerous than Gojou Satoru. [It's another thing he says easily, like he's stating a fact. It is one, where he comes from. Gojou Satoru is the strongest.]
...Well! Mine, anyway. [RIP to Gojou having to deal with the multiverse and also being without his sharingan.] Still, games are only fun if they're new and exciting every time, you know? If it's the same stuff over and over, I'll get bored.
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I get that. I get bored like that, too. [ She makes a shooing motion with her hand. ] Don't die tonight, okay? We don't know if last week is going to repeat the same way. [ She's sure someone is going to murder again, but it's not like Thursday nights are a pattern yet. ]
I like you enough alive.
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