[me immediately touching the ground and sighing loudly THEY'RE JUST GOING TO LOOK LIKE THEY WERE ATTACKED BY RACCOONS.
Anyway, first of all, bites! Absolutely around the neck, shoulders and thighs. Scratches for her back and thighs, too. Terrible. Please give me a cursed bites and scratches placement too, which i hate.
Second, he sure would have told her, because she is Regina George and he'd have thought she might find it amusing. Two mean people!!
He laughs when she tugs his hair, reaching out to thread his fingers through hers and give a tug in return. It's teasing and gentle, though. His grin is even more teasing, the punk.]
Don't sulk! It just means we'll get to have more fun later, right? When things are back to normal. Ah, but I guess that might not be for a little while...
[ me staring at this and staring off into the distance for a full five minutes because i don't want to answer even though i'm the one who asked
Well! Bites around his neck and shoulders. All around his torso where he's frankensteined, basically, but not anywhere near the metal sutures because she needs her mouth, thank you. She'd scratch him along his back, too, collarbone and legs.
Moving on, she crawls until she's on top of him. ]
If it's supposed to be like where we could make random things show up, it'll be until next week, but who knows?
[ She kind of wishes she could invoke her luck stat right now. ]
Sometimes, I want more fun sooner instead of later.
[thanks can't wait to do this again in the future where i can actually show up at strip check to ruin my own life with mahito's lack of shame
ANYWAY!! Welcome back, Medb. He settles his hands on her waist, but lifts his shoulders in a sort of semi-shrug at the same time.]
True, true. Too early to be picking out patterns. [And then, with a horrible flash of a grin:] It's not like you'd let a few slip-ups stop you, right? I'll catch you if you start to fall again.
[This said with a little huff of laughter HE CAN'T HELP IT IT WAS FUNNY.]
God bless Medb, though. ALL IT DOES IS MAKE HIM LAUGH MORE, though he'll at least do the favor of attempting to contain it quickly. He raises his hands, too, so he can loop them over her shoulders instead. One idly plays with some of her hair, twirling it between his fingers.]
Mm, it doesn't suit you at all, that's really true... Even though it's cute!
[THERE'S STILL... PERHAPS AN AIR OF CUTENESS........ IF ONE WERE TO SQUINT.
He seems perfectly content with that though, even if he has no idea what the hell she's tracing. Unfortunately, he's just a tactile being in general and loves being in contact with other people.]
Hah, yeah, I figured. [SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO SAY SHIT ANYWAY THOUGH don't feed Medb's ego...
As for that, with an amused sort of look and a little huff of laughter:] Ah... Well! I guess you could say we're fundamentally incompatible.
But for now, his expression shifts into something more thoughtful. The fingers in her hair still for a second, and then he raises both to start making a lazy braid.]
Mmm... Putting it in the simplest terms, he's an exorcist! One who exorcises spirits like me. Naturally, I can't get along with something like that, and he can't get along with me, either.
[It is honestly a miracle neither of them are fucking dead.]
[Unfortunately, he is filled with useless skills and some of them are actually endearing. It's very bad.
He also smiles very sweetly after the kiss and leans up enough to chase after her to deliver a little peck of his own. Then:]
Yep! I don't wanna lose, and he probably doesn't, either. [THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON, AND ALSO STUPID.] But I think by now, at least a few people know we don't get along well! It'd be pretty stupid for either of us to make a move like that.
[He says this but at the same time:] If I ever go missing and turn up dead, it was definitely that guy, though.
[Honestly he is good-spirited enough to just laugh about it, because SHE'S NOT WRONG!! He doesn't even disagree with the fact that they might end up targets, they both have things about them that attract murderous intent. God bless.]
True, true! And we've already seen that a good frame job can let someone get away with murder pretty easily here. [A little huff of laughter...]
--Anyway, I can't speak for him, but I'd rather that guy be alive at the end of all this so I can see his face when he loses. He always makes such smug expressions, but that's because he's never really had anything taken away from him before, you know?
[Yeah sometimes Gojou just gets stuffed in boxes. You mess with weird people and weird things happen!! Mahito also unfortunately knows this!
It is really an A Lot Funny situation though honestly, and even he finds some amusement in it because it's hilariously not in his nature to be big mad or easily agitated for any extended length of time. Sometimes, you truly just vibe.]
Mm, well! I do really like you, so I'd definitely be happy if you did! [He gives her half-finished braid a playful little tug.] But I get the feeling you'd switch if you felt like it, even if I asked you not to.
[And honestly, he cannot begrudge anyone just having a good time and a solid laugh about things.]
but that he rolls with things and vibes isn’t something she dislikes because he doesn’t do it in a doormat kind of way. it’s fine to medb if he’s so terribly nihilistic as long as he’s not annoying about it.
she flicks him on the chest for the hair tug. ]
Finish the braid first, hm? [ don’t ruin her braid before it’s done. ]
There are some things I won’t betray. You have to find out how and what.
"Guy who vibes and rolls with things in a non-doormat way" is truly Mahito's essence though wow, very funny. There's a little burst of laughter and he nods, resuming with the half-finished braid. meanwhile me closing my eyes over brackets]
Alright, alright. Hey, you should let me style your hair properly sometime!
[Why does he have all this weird inherent knowledge?? Good question man he has no idea. It's fine, probably. As for that, with an amused twinkle in his little demon eye:]
[You gotta look your best when stuck for 9 hours with a bunch of people you're gonna roast into the dirt! Makes sense to him.]
Ah! [Look at his little demon face light up, though! Both at being rewarded the very great honor of styling Medb's hair for trial, and also a nice spar.] Yeah, sure! That works for me. Haha, someone's definitely gonna die, though.
[HE SAYS, SO CHEERFULLY. Truly there is no "if" about it as far as he's concerned, this is a group full of murderous bastards and really ambitious people.
And then two whole people were dead instead, goddamn.]
[HE WILL. FRIDAY MAKEOVER FOR SATURDAY TRIAL HELL...
Yeah though good work Medb, knowing battle idiots so well. He just hums a little though, in response to the first part. A matter of when and how many...]
We'll see soon enough, I guess.
[BOY WILL THEY. Then, with a smile that speaks of more confidence for styling hair than any gremlin should rightfully have:] I will! You can leave it to me.
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Anyway, first of all, bites! Absolutely around the neck, shoulders and thighs. Scratches for her back and thighs, too. Terrible. Please give me a cursed bites and scratches placement too, which i hate.
Second, he sure would have told her, because she is Regina George and he'd have thought she might find it amusing. Two mean people!!
He laughs when she tugs his hair, reaching out to thread his fingers through hers and give a tug in return. It's teasing and gentle, though. His grin is even more teasing, the punk.]
Don't sulk! It just means we'll get to have more fun later, right? When things are back to normal. Ah, but I guess that might not be for a little while...
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Well! Bites around his neck and shoulders. All around his torso where he's frankensteined, basically, but not anywhere near the metal sutures because she needs her mouth, thank you. She'd scratch him along his back, too, collarbone and legs.
Moving on, she crawls until she's on top of him. ]
If it's supposed to be like where we could make random things show up, it'll be until next week, but who knows?
[ She kind of wishes she could invoke her luck stat right now. ]
Sometimes, I want more fun sooner instead of later.
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ANYWAY!! Welcome back, Medb. He settles his hands on her waist, but lifts his shoulders in a sort of semi-shrug at the same time.]
True, true. Too early to be picking out patterns. [And then, with a horrible flash of a grin:] It's not like you'd let a few slip-ups stop you, right? I'll catch you if you start to fall again.
[This said with a little huff of laughter HE CAN'T HELP IT IT WAS FUNNY.]
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She props herself up on his chest with her forearms so she can keep looking at him. At his laugh, she slaps him on the shoulder. ]
Of course I won't be stopped, but I shouldn't fall in the first place.
[ her SELF-IMPORTANCE and her EGO. ]
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God bless Medb, though. ALL IT DOES IS MAKE HIM LAUGH MORE, though he'll at least do the favor of attempting to contain it quickly. He raises his hands, too, so he can loop them over her shoulders instead. One idly plays with some of her hair, twirling it between his fingers.]
Mm, it doesn't suit you at all, that's really true... Even though it's cute!
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She starts idly tracing patterns around his shoulder, very loose interpretations of Celtic symbols. ]
Calling me cute doesn't make it any better.
[ Because she knows everything she does is cute. Hate her. ]
What's up between you and Gojou, Mahito?
[ Why is he being petty enough to do this in his bed? ]
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He seems perfectly content with that though, even if he has no idea what the hell she's tracing. Unfortunately, he's just a tactile being in general and loves being in contact with other people.]
Hah, yeah, I figured. [SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO SAY SHIT ANYWAY THOUGH don't feed Medb's ego...
As for that, with an amused sort of look and a little huff of laughter:] Ah... Well! I guess you could say we're fundamentally incompatible.
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Fundamentally? What does that mean?
[ Explain. ]
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But for now, his expression shifts into something more thoughtful. The fingers in her hair still for a second, and then he raises both to start making a lazy braid.]
Mmm... Putting it in the simplest terms, he's an exorcist! One who exorcises spirits like me. Naturally, I can't get along with something like that, and he can't get along with me, either.
[It is honestly a miracle neither of them are fucking dead.]
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She lifts herself enough to press a brief kiss against his lips. ]
If either of you end up dead, should I look to the other? I'm surprised you two didn't try to kick each other out of this room.
[ Neither JJK can live while the other survives. ]
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He also smiles very sweetly after the kiss and leans up enough to chase after her to deliver a little peck of his own. Then:]
Yep! I don't wanna lose, and he probably doesn't, either. [THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON, AND ALSO STUPID.] But I think by now, at least a few people know we don't get along well! It'd be pretty stupid for either of us to make a move like that.
[He says this but at the same time:] If I ever go missing and turn up dead, it was definitely that guy, though.
[He says, a day before he goes missing.]
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[ Just casually dunking on them both after a kiss. ]
It'd be an easy frame job, too, if someone sparred with the both of you. I'll suspect the two of you first, though.
[ She says, as if she expects someone to target them eventually. So very sweet. ]
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True, true! And we've already seen that a good frame job can let someone get away with murder pretty easily here. [A little huff of laughter...]
--Anyway, I can't speak for him, but I'd rather that guy be alive at the end of all this so I can see his face when he loses. He always makes such smug expressions, but that's because he's never really had anything taken away from him before, you know?
[HIS PETTY ASS.]
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But she can see petty when it rears its head. They really are enemies. It's a little (a lot) funny that they got roomed together. What are the odds? ]
Should I cheer for you more than him?
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It is really an A Lot Funny situation though honestly, and even he finds some amusement in it because it's hilariously not in his nature to be big mad or easily agitated for any extended length of time. Sometimes, you truly just vibe.]
Mm, well! I do really like you, so I'd definitely be happy if you did! [He gives her half-finished braid a playful little tug.] But I get the feeling you'd switch if you felt like it, even if I asked you not to.
[And honestly, he cannot begrudge anyone just having a good time and a solid laugh about things.]
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but that he rolls with things and vibes isn’t something she dislikes because he doesn’t do it in a doormat kind of way. it’s fine to medb if he’s so terribly nihilistic as long as he’s not annoying about it.
she flicks him on the chest for the hair tug. ]
Finish the braid first, hm? [ don’t ruin her braid before it’s done. ]
There are some things I won’t betray. You have to find out how and what.
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"Guy who vibes and rolls with things in a non-doormat way" is truly Mahito's essence though wow, very funny. There's a little burst of laughter and he nods, resuming with the half-finished braid. meanwhile me closing my eyes over brackets]
Alright, alright. Hey, you should let me style your hair properly sometime!
[Why does he have all this weird inherent knowledge?? Good question man he has no idea. It's fine, probably. As for that, with an amused twinkle in his little demon eye:]
S'that so? I will, then.
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I'll grant you that privilege. If we have another murder on our hands eventually, you can style my hair. It'll help balance out what'll happen next.
[ Not too much, but it's something. Got to look beautiful when dealing with trials and all those personalities in one room. ]
I'll reward you with a spar, if you do.
[ Is that a good enough incentive? ]
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Ah! [Look at his little demon face light up, though! Both at being rewarded the very great honor of styling Medb's hair for trial, and also a nice spar.] Yeah, sure! That works for me. Haha, someone's definitely gonna die, though.
[HE SAYS, SO CHEERFULLY. Truly there is no "if" about it as far as he's concerned, this is a group full of murderous bastards and really ambitious people.
And then two whole people were dead instead, goddamn.]
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She thought he'd like that. The moment he was like, Childe and I vibe over fighting, Medb knew he would. Battle idiots. ]
It's only a matter of when and how many. [ She knows she said if, but she never thought it wouldn't happen again.
It's not like they know Thursday is a pattern yet, but they will soon. ]
So make sure you make my hair look extra beautiful, okay?
[ There really is no if between the two of them, and that's awful. ]
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Yeah though good work Medb, knowing battle idiots so well. He just hums a little though, in response to the first part. A matter of when and how many...]
We'll see soon enough, I guess.
[BOY WILL THEY. Then, with a smile that speaks of more confidence for styling hair than any gremlin should rightfully have:] I will! You can leave it to me.
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[ Can't wait to see how much of his confidence is true. ]