white catchall

[fergalicious]

will they become friends before medb dies because who wouldn't want to kill her

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[fergalicious]

[ The coincidence is very funny. I'm so glad.

Medb has no idea other than light seems to spook him, and she grabs onto his arm to drag him further in. ]

Come on! You were so brave earlier. Is it so easy for you to flee? If you had a tail, would it be between your legs right now?

[enfangs]

Ugh, fine!

[STOMPS INSIDE]

[fergalicious]

Well, are you dying yet? I'd like to see it.

[ She doesn't sound insincere, but she also doesn't sound like she expects him to die.

Since it's a simulation. ]

[enfangs]

[unfortunately, white's fine.]

I ain't dying!

[fergalicious]

No more clinging onto legs, huh? What a step up that you can take this standing.

[ She's so mean. ]

[enfangs]

Shut up! I was just caught off-guard back then, okay!?

[fergalicious]

You seem like you could be caught off-guard now, though?

[enfangs]

Says who!?

[fergalicious]

I did.

[ And then more slowly, as if to emphasize how slow she thinks he is: ]

I just did. Should I repeat it again?

[enfangs]

[he tries to punch her i'm sorry]

[fergalicious]

[ Normally, Medb is a little better at evading, but she twists too slow and he lands a solid blow near her shoulder.

She hisses, as she lightly touches where he hit her. That's going to be a pretty (ugly) bruise. ]

Is that all you know how to do? Throw punches when you don't know what to say?

[enfangs]

[he rolls his shoulder.]

It's worked out pretty well for me so far! Is insulting people all you know how to do?

[fergalicious]

[ She laughs. ]

No. I don't think you can handle what I'm best at.

[enfangs]

What's that supposed to mean?

[fergalicious]

You would implode. Or explode. Both. You'd do both.

[ She seems very confident in that judgment. ]

[enfangs]

What? What the fuck?

[fergalicious]

Do you want to try to prove me wrong?

[ Straight up challenging him. ]

[enfangs]

I have no idea what you're even talking about!

[fergalicious]

You should find out.

[ That explains nothing. ]

Come closer, if you're not a coward.

[enfangs]

[squints

but ara what if i, jan, am a coward]

[fergalicious]

[ you'd be valid, jan. i have only said i'm a coward 2334028420 times this game.

Meanwhile, Medb puts her hand to her mouth. ]

I'm just as powerful as sunlight. Amazing. ♪

[enfangs]

... Think what you want, asshole.

[fergalicious]

I already do.

[ She doesn't care if she's called an asshole. ]